Off topic thread

Kingy · 30 Jun 2011 at 15:34

DM said:
now my lawn mower wont start stupid thing im going to abandon doing anything good today

Drunken impulse buys, it's the only way...

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 15:38

Kingy said:
Drunken impulse buys, it's the only way...

I got a good one you sit on it and drive round but the ****er wont start.

Gaygle · 30 Jun 2011 at 15:38

Maccy said:
The peanut should've been checking his mirrors before making the overtake. However the guy initially overtaking isn't really going anywhere!

I think i worked out why it didn't look like the overtaking he guy was going anywhere. It was because the guy directly behind the truck was accelerating hard in preparation to overtake the lorry at the same rate as the overtaking guy was accelerating, hence it seemed like the overtaking guy just suddenly lifted off or something. Keep an eye on the lorry just before the accident and you see that they are approaching it fast.

My diagnosis - the peanut who was directly behind the lorry was totally to blame.

Kingy · 30 Jun 2011 at 15:40

DM said:
I got a good one you sit on it and drive round but the ****er wont start.

Not my definition of a good one!

I take it there's petrol in it?

I've always wanted a ride on mower...

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 15:45

i think its flooded im going to go out now and try agaoin but im not hopeful

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 15:58

Its not working and now my daughter home so i been sent to my computer room before her boyfriend gets here cos im not allowed to be nasty to him any more

Peerzy · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:10

DM said:
Its not working and now my daughter home so i been sent to my computer room before her boyfriend gets here cos im not allowed to be nasty to him any more

Cause he's one of them?

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:29

Hes a good boy really i shouldnt keep giving it to him

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:42

We went for the indian its ordered

mjt · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:45

hurfdurf said:
Careful out there lads, idiots about.

That's the problem with Polish roads. Motorways don't exist and you have to drive down roads like this to get anywhere.
Not surprised so many people still die on Polish roads.

The guy doing the overtaking has no blame really, apart from maybe he should have braked rather than just hooting. He was in the Citroen's blind spot though.

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:46

they work hard at car wash them Polish ones, lot of time for Polish people me, thats a fact.

Westyfield2 · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:10

hurfdurf said:
Careful out there lads, idiots about.

Totally the Citroen's fault.

Maccy said:
However the guy initially overtaking isn't really going anywhere!

Either I'm blind or at at 5secs the camera-wagon is a lot closer to the lorry than it was 0secs.

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 18:34

this indian was superb wheres Hurf its all over for chinese Indian is the way forward.

Maccy · 30 Jun 2011 at 18:37

Can you check your emails please DM

Participant · 30 Jun 2011 at 20:03

"Dear Mark

Please stop posting things whilst you are so clearly under the influence.

Regards

Maccy."

Am I close?

Joshy · 30 Jun 2011 at 20:07

I've joined in on the game in case nobody has noticed.

Half the way through a 2 ltr bottle of white ace. £2.69 for 15 units of alcohol. I like my bargains that's for sure.

PMKeates · 30 Jun 2011 at 20:16

I don't understand how people can rinse through alcohol at home on the Internet. I have a bottle of Malbec on my desk that's over half full yet it's been there over a week!

mjt · 30 Jun 2011 at 20:17

PMKeates said:
I don't understand how people can rinse through alcohol at home on the Internet. I have a bottle of Malbec on my desk that's over half full yet it's been there over a week!

Gerard · 30 Jun 2011 at 20:19

DM said:
Hes a good boy really i shouldnt keep giving it to him

So you're GIVING it to him eh? No wonder you got sent to your room. :eek:

Maccy · 30 Jun 2011 at 20:20

Robbie G said:
"Dear Mark

Please stop posting things whilst you are so clearly under the influence.

Regards

Maccy."

Am I close?

No miles off.