Office Pranks!

Once you have got revenge you should send her an apology toblerone with a sorry note attached but fill the box with loose staples(break each one off on its own) and rig it so that when she picks it up all the staples fall out all over the place. That will be fun for her to clean. She will know she did wrong.
 
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Do this, its tedious to clean up!
 
Definitely fill the stapler with toblerone, but to add insult to injury, fill a large quantity of paper cups full of water so they fill the desk then staple them all together.

Sit back and watch the fun as she tries to figure a way of removing them. :p
 
I like to super glue the phone receiver to the phone, it's best to do it last thing at night so it has plenty of time to set strong. Then make sure you’re in the office before her in the morning and call her desk phone. When she goes to pick up stand up and point while laughing hard.

Or set her stapler in jelly (shamelessly stolen from the office TV show but still funny)

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*EDIT* - Fill the stapler with the toblerone and then set it jelly.... double prank in the one :eek:

Just remembered this one, get a long USB extention lead and run it from the back of the PC to somewhere out of sight, plug a mouse into it and when she is using the computer randomly move the mouse but not a lot just enough that it does not go where she wants. I have seen people puzzled by this for hours. I fell for it the first time I saw it.

Pull all the keys off her keyboard and put them on a random order, sometimes spelling random insults in a row :)
 
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Get someone who sounds 'official' to phone her and inform her that her family has just been wiped out in a particularly nasty accident and she should come down to the hospital immediately.

Then when she runs out in tears phone the police and inform them about the two children she keeps locked in her cellar for her drug customers to 'play with'.
 
A small piece of sellotape over either the speaker or the microphone of her telephone. Practically invisible and she either won't be heard, or she won't hear anything. Works wonders, is easily reversible and always a good giggle.
 
Get someone who sounds 'official' to phone her and inform her that her family has just been wiped out in a particularly nasty accident and she should come down to the hospital immediately.

Then when she runs out in tears phone the police and inform them about the two children she keeps locked in her cellar for her drug customers to 'play with'
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:O she only had some tolberone
 
Azagoth said:
Get someone who sounds 'official' to phone her and inform her that her family has just been wiped out in a particularly nasty accident and she should come down to the hospital immediately.

Then when she runs out in tears phone the police and inform them about the two children she keeps locked in her cellar for her drug customers to 'play with'.
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Do this! That'll teach her to steal!
 
Azagoth said:
Get someone who sounds 'official' to phone her and inform her that her family has just been wiped out in a particularly nasty accident and she should come down to the hospital immediately.

Then when she runs out in tears phone the police and inform them about the two children she keeps locked in her cellar for her drug customers to 'play with'.
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The hilarity.
 
A good one:

If she does not lock her machine open word and go to the auto correct options.

edit "The" to change it too "Smoke my Hat"

Everytime they type "the" is changes it to Smoke my Hat! :)

I have done this one a good few times in the office, its taken one prson weeks to figure it out and he sent about 5 mails to directors with a random "smoke my hat" in the mail :)
 
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