~~~ OFFICIAL ASK IN HERE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY ADVICE ~~~

Theophany said:
I think you'd run the risk of getting a whiff of chloroform and waking up in a field on Saturday morning with an arse like a hollow point exit wound should you take that course of action.
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Yes.. just perceive my struggling and shouting NO!! as 'last minute resistance'.

This might help you out http://www.thepuaschool.com/last-minute-resistance/

Otherwise yes, please use chloroform :)
 
I got my wife some flowers, they are made by the same people who did her wedding flowers, and are made to look the same but larger.

I though that would be more thoughtful than a random bunch.
 
Any one struggling for ideas, consider the following!

Get the her nothing, Women love going crazy over nothing!

or failing that

Get her a spatula, Women love to flip their S***


i personally wont be doing anything for valentines, there seems to be rule that you have to be with someone? i don't appear to meet the requirements and i imagine buying myself a card is missing the point!

i may choose to spend it alone, in the cinema, with a bag of Haribo, watching the Lego Movie for the second time, purely so i don't have to see all the loved up people ranting on bookface etc...about "their partner being perfect and their amazing evenings"
but i don't know if i want to admit to myself that im that sad and alone....
 
FatFishMonster said:
i may choose to spend it alone, in the cinema, with a bag of Haribo, watching the Lego Movie for the second time, purely so i don't have to see all the loved up people ranting on bookface etc...about "their partner being perfect and their amazing evenings"
but i don't know if i want to admit to myself that im that sad and alone....
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I'm sure you would be the envy of many men!

Especially the ones all sat in restaurants with their partners, like some kind of competition over which couple is the most in love.
 
Myself and Girlfriend was together for 3 years, well still together as we are living under the same roof, on March 1st I am moving out to my own place so we are kind of taking a break for awhile. Its kind of a Mutual break-up to see if we are really right for each other.

I don't think I need to bother with Valentines day this year right as at the moment we both know March 1st is slowly approaching and that might be the last of it?
 
how my love life goes in general


i have a shred of hope in fact that some girls might be all like "ahhh spent valentines day alone, need to find a relationship" thus then lower their standards then i can swoop in (probably wont happen i know)
 
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