Official - claim your own OCuk member here!

[KaHn]

Am I the only one happy not to be claimed?

So why post so much in a thread where you are looking to be claimed?

Are you really that desperate that you want someone to claim you?

KaHn

 

[Zefan]

Oh i forgot to mention, i am indestructible too.

REGARDLESS, you're drowning.

Stick that in your bling pipe and smoke it.

 

[iCraig]

I belong to no man.

However I do belong to that big woman, Nix.

 

[Lostkat]

I disagree. I'm up for a duel. At dawn you say?

(Who's Dawn? Has someone claimed her btw?)

Name your location, I'll be there

K.

Oooo, I claim Roberta!!!

 

[Doohickey]

I'm claiming WHAT!!!

 

[fatiain]

Oooo, I claim Roberta!!!

Get off she's mine too.

Can we share her and Piggy between us then?

 

[Zip]

Gilly!

Yoink.

You cant claim gilly. His E-penis is tooo mahoosiv to for you to claim him.

I can clam you though

 

[Von Smallhausen]

I claim all ladies going to the girly meet !

 

[WillyNelson]

And also I claim Nelson, because he owns Zefan, wyrdo & Matblack, so I can steal them. Is that allowed?

No. They're mine... ALL MINE!!!

 

[BillytheImpaler]

I claim all ladies going to the girly meet !

You'll have to fight Scuzi for them. Care to join me and my pointy-stick wielding army?

 

[ElRazur]

REGARDLESS, you're drowning.

Stick that in your bling pipe and smoke it.

in·de·struc·ti·ble ( P ) (nd-strkt-bl)
adj.
Impossible to destroy: indestructible furniture; indestructible faith.

 

[fatiain]

I want Tiggy too.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

You'll have to fight Scuzi for them. Care to join me and my pointy-stick wielding army?

Yes, yes I will.

* dons smoking jacket and *****y stick *

 

[dymetrie]

RIGHT!

I claim Lostcorpse...

now the claimee becomes the claimer!

/friends

I also claim Sequoia...

with all that knowledge how can I not!

and finally Pebbles...

Cos she's sweet and fun

 

[PinkFloyd]

No. They're mine... ALL MINE!!!

Well I own you so I command you to command them to do what I want. pwned.


Can a person being owned own the person that owns him/her?

 

[Kell_ee001]

Actually...

Does Von know you own him yet ?

Yes he does

ACTUALLY because I own Penski, I own Roary

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

Well actually I stole him from you as I have a use for him

It's in the sig so it's official

 

[Wyrdo]

I think I have claimed enough, I've got the equivalent of a Royal Flush and no wilds.

And as you're mine, they're all mine too! Although I belong to Nelson so really we're his

 

[4T5]

Ok i am feeling left out now and demand to be claimed.
Who wants an old has been armed with a razor encrusted keyboard.
Am great at origami.

 

[Zip]

Ok i am feeling left out now and demand to be claimed.
Who wants an old has been armed with a razor encrusted keyboard.
Am great at origami.

Your mine old man

 

[Lostkat]

Get off she's mine too.

Can we share her and Piggy between us then?

Nope

All mine