**OFFICIAL** I cannot access the shop/forums thread

[Ohnoezfail]

OcUK must be trying to use those cheap OCZ solid state drives for the website

 

[Slackworth]

In other words, someone got peeved and had a wee in the server

Our hamsters are trained thank you. What do you think we are?

They go through an extreme training programme involving several stages of conditioning.

 

[Yewen]

If i read you correctly, i think i understand

*From hospital bed*

Someone understands the world of hamster breeding, you have to have the right hamster:request ratio or the wheel just does not turn.

 

[Kreeeee]

Yewen, you able to get on MSN?

 

[Slackworth]

OcUK must be trying to use those cheap OCZ solid state drives for the website

Hamsters are much better!

*From hospital bed*

Someone understands the world of hamster breeding, you have to have the right hamster:request ratio or the wheel just does not turn.

I think we need to keep an eye on the brummy hamsters later though. They have the habit of getting drunk rather early.

 

[Knubje]

Can you please post a user-friendly version of the incident? I am sure not all forum members would understand the technical jargon you have used!

 

[Strife212]

OcUK must be trying to use those cheap OCZ solid state drives for the website

Don't know why I found that so funny

 

[Hedge]

So the rumour about a disgruntled chap was all poop then I take it?

 

[Yewen]

Can you please post a user-friendly version of the incident? I am sure not all forum members would understand the technical jargon you have used!

It is perfectly clear, the hamsters left, we had issues, we employed some brummie hamsters and we are currently watching them for an early beer break.

 

[Slackworth]

So the rumour about a disgruntled chap was all poop then I take it?

Yup. The hamsters were not hearing the food and could take no more.

 

[Fatboy]

He is constantly connected to the interweb no down time for Yemen

 

[Yewen]

He is constantly connected to the interweb no down time for Yemen

Its all thanks to my hamster powered backup unit. 4.0HP is lethal you know (hamster power).

 

[Slackworth]

Here is a picture of one of our hamsters before and after so we can prove they are alive and kicking.

BEFORE:



AFTER:

 

[snowdog]

^ Lol !

 

[Fatboy]

Its all thanks to my hamster powered backup unit. 4.0HP is lethal you know (hamster power).

Hi there,

I thought you had 4.5HP after you supercharged it, sorted the suspension and wrote 666 on his ass

 

[Hedge]

Hahaha that first pic is mental

 

[Gaygle]

I didn't know the hamsters were allowed to go on strike. I would have thought that you'd put a claws () in their contract saying they aren't allowed to, like the police or army have?

 

[Slackworth]

I didn't know the hamsters were allowed to go on strike. I would have thought that you'd put a claws () in their contract saying they aren't allowed to, like the police or army have?

Unfortunately we ran out of their normal food. Normally they would not be allowed to go on strike but they managed to find a loophole in their contract stating that if the grub changes they can leave work there and then.

Taxi for Gaygle please.

 

[Hedge]

Unfortunately we ran out of their normal food. Normally they would not be allowed to go on strike but they managed to find a loophole in their contract stating that if the grub changes they can leave work there and then.

Taxi for Gaygle please.

But surely they have food backed up in their cheeks?

 

[Slackworth]

With the recession at the moment they'd used it all up.