Pretending to stop and look at something (hands clasped together behind back naturally) because you've actually forgotten what you're supposed to be doing/where you're going.
Going to the Garden Centre and looking at all the other middle-aged/old farts and happy in the knowledge that "These are my people now".
Going to the Garden Centre and looking at all the other middle-aged/old farts and happy in the knowledge that "These are my people now".