Oh bugger...

doofer · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:46

Apple would be foolish to make any moisture sensors highly sensitive in their products, you need to be half-soaked to buy and use their stuff.

PardonTheWait · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:49

doofer said:
Apple would be foolish to make any moisture sensors highly sensitive in their products, you need to be half-soaked to buy and use their stuff.

Here we go. Must any mention of Apple's products trigger this jealous nerd rage among the denizens of the internet?

We get it, overpriced, walled garden, starbucks ****s, etc etc

Narj · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:56

britboy4321 said:
In case you're interested - I-phones have a strip of paper in them which if they EVER get wet, turn blue permanently.
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It's ok, the strip turned blue. Your iPhone is preggers and will pop out a brand new one in 9 months time!

Amnesia · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:36

are you sure you picked the right piece of crap out of the toilet ?

Robbo · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:37

Wow, there is a lot of iPhone hate in here! Are people just upset they cant afford one?

Amnesia · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:40

mine was meant to be a joke

...cant afford one ? HA!

Robbo · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:46

Amnesia said:
mine was meant to be a joke ...cant afford one ? HA!

Is that you Bill Gates? :eek:

I knew it!

guyfawkes5 · 16 Nov 2010 at 02:00

Amnesia said:
are you sure you picked the right piece of crap out of the toilet ?

*tips hat*

Excellent.

Megahurtz400 · 16 Nov 2010 at 02:02

Today i thought my 2 year old iPhone had finally given up the ghost, touch screen not working for the god knows how many-th time, the lock button has been broken for nearly a year, the case is completely ruined, decides to not read the SIM card as it please and the vibration sounds like a Mach-10 *****.

So after jamming a credit card in the top to try and get the SIM card to read (Which failed) me and my friend decided to play keepy-uppys with it for 15 mins.

Got it home, restored it in iTunes in a last ditch attempt, good as new!

(Apart from the lock button and vibration and case, which is now worse because I punted it into a wall!)

Screens not cracked though.

Most hardcore phone I have ever owned.

Also survived getting SOAKED on one VERY rainy walk to college one day!

vti_786 · 16 Nov 2010 at 02:16

you should become an apple guru, fix their iphones for them

Megahurtz400 said:
Today i thought my 2 year old iPhone had finally given up the ghost, touch screen not working for the god knows how many-th time, the lock button has been broken for nearly a year, the case is completely ruined, decides to not read the SIM card as it please and the vibration sounds like a Mach-10 *****.

So after jamming a credit card in the top to try and get the SIM card to read (Which failed) me and my friend decided to play keepy-uppys with it for 15 mins.

Got it home, restored it in iTunes in a last ditch attempt, good as new!

(Apart from the lock button and vibration and case, which is now worse because I punted it into a wall!)

Screens not cracked though.

Most hardcore phone I have ever owned.

Also survived getting SOAKED on one VERY rainy walk to college one day!

rsatd · 16 Nov 2010 at 02:26

Robboftw said:
Wow, there is a lot of iPhone hate in here! Are people just upset they cant afford one?

No, just inferrior software thats all. Hardware is nice though.

Robbo · 16 Nov 2010 at 02:33

rsatd said:
No, just inferrior software thats all. Hardware is nice though.

While I agree in the vast majority of respects, it does really depend how you define inferior.

kylew · 16 Nov 2010 at 02:34

PardonTheWait said:
Here we go. Must any mention of Apple's products trigger this jealous nerd rage among the denizens of the internet?

We get it, overpriced, walled garden, starbucks ****s, etc etc

We get it, you own Apple stuff.

Robbo · 16 Nov 2010 at 02:36

kylew said:
We get it, you own Apple stuff.

To be fair, Apple 'fans' are provoked most of the time

kylew · 16 Nov 2010 at 02:42

Robboftw said:
To be fair, Apple 'fans' are provoked most of the time

Some of the comments are pretty funny though, even if you do have an extreme case of PJS.

Like this

Amnesia said:
are you sure you picked the right piece of crap out of the toilet ?

I thought that was quite funny.

Cosimo · 16 Nov 2010 at 09:59

Have you tried the EZGrill method to dry it out?

Just don't leave it on for too long.

citizen0100 · 16 Nov 2010 at 10:08

Is there not a app for this kind of thing?

FNGsam · 16 Nov 2010 at 10:15

Thread has gone way OT.

Was it an epic enough poo to warrant a photo?

MikeHunt79 · 16 Nov 2010 at 10:15

Was it insured?

koolpc · 16 Nov 2010 at 10:17

Put it in Microwave on full for 5 mins, let it rest and repeat. lol