"Oi mate, you got a fag?"
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An acquaintance who like me, lives out in the sticks saw a torch moving in his woods, he put his little Yorkshire Terrier on a lead and went out to investigate. Found a bloke with a crowbar trying to break into an outbuilding. He coughed and the bloke spun round. "Got a crowbar here mate, don't get clever", said the burglar.
"Got a dog here mate, put it down nice and slowly"
"You can't be serious, it's not much bigger than a hamster" came the reply.
"Turn round and look behind you, and think again".
The scrote turned round and saw four Dobermanns sat looking at him.
The guy's a dog trainer and has awesome control over his dogs, like "Silence" means not a sound no matter what's going on, just follow behind him waiting for the next command.
Apparently the rozzers were quite impressed by it all. That was years ago, he'd probably be arrested himself now for causing the burglar distress...
"Got a dog here mate, put it down nice and slowly"
"You can't be serious, it's not much bigger than a hamster" came the reply.
"Turn round and look behind you, and think again".
The scrote turned round and saw four Dobermanns sat looking at him.
The guy's a dog trainer and has awesome control over his dogs, like "Silence" means not a sound no matter what's going on, just follow behind him waiting for the next command.
Apparently the rozzers were quite impressed by it all. That was years ago, he'd probably be arrested himself now for causing the burglar distress...
Soldato
So the more important issue here is - how much better is the Quest 3 than the Quest 2? Both lighthearted and serious at the same time as I have a Quest 2 and I'm being nosy.
Fot lots of feedback on this take a look at the virtual reality sub forum. My brief opinion on it is that it is significantly better, a definite upgrade.
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You should have replied in your campest voice/mannerism then blow him a kiss... watch him RUN! 
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Soldato
Absolutely.
And you can expect a highly trained surveillance team on site the next day working around the clock 24 hours until this vagabond is brought to justice.
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Caporegime
I thought the muscle toucher had passed away?
Soldato
Has to op posted back to confirm he’s still alive??
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