**** on a plane

[EGuitarStar]

Forget snakes on a plane, this aircraft had to turn around due to **** on a plane.

Plane forced to make emergency landing due to passenger’s diarrhoea

Diarrhoea ‘all through the plane’ was reportedly considered a ‘biohazard issue’

www.standard.co.uk

Plane forced to make emergency landing due to passenger’s diarrhoea.

This sounds like a OCUK member taking the letter box to another level.

Anyone been on an aircraft with a major incident on board?

 

[Trifid]

A man collapsed from his seat into the aisle when I went to Hong Kong a few years back. Other then one person making a lot of noise trying to wake him everyone in front of me was just looking at the incident trying to get a better view. I was asleep initially, woke up, realised the situation and actually went to get help while everyone else was doing nothing.

 

[Mint8]

On a trip to Florida a woman collapsed whilst in the toilet. (crew found her)

The womans mother went literally hysterical and actually hit her husband across the head because he told her to calm down and stay in her seat while the crew dealt with it.

Much screaming and sobbing later - the daughter made a miraculous recovery and was back in her seat eating a meal while her mother continued to fuss over her. Which was good because I didnt fancy getting diverted on a 9 hour flight.

 

[gingergundog]

Enough is enough! I've had it with this ************* poop on this ************* plane!

 

[hyperseven]

Enough is enough! I've had it with this ************* poop on this ************* plane!

monkey-fighting poop on this Monday through Friday plane?

 

[labbby]

Oh I love this forum

 

[goldy6660]

I've heard some awful stories about being on planes and having seriously bad blocked toilets over flowing. Awful

 

[Dis86]

My plane caught fire once. That was worrying.
Also had an engine cowling fall off on another flight.

 

[robfosters]

I've heard some awful stories about being on planes and having seriously bad blocked toilets over flowing. Awful

I’d have to get off

 

[builder22]

would be a challenging ****

 

[EGuitarStar]

I've been fortunate enough to not have any shenanigans on any flights I've been on. Worst that has happened is delays.

 

[dowie]

Reminds me of this:

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Oh I love this forum

One of the forum's unwritten rules is that there has to be a poo thread every now and then

 

[hyperseven]

Reminds me of this:

inconceivable

 

[FoxEye]

My plane caught fire once. That was worrying.
Also had an engine cowling fall off on another flight.

Ryanair?

e: No wait, the plane obviously arrived, so not Ryanair.

 

[Dis86]

Ryanair?

e: No wait, the plane obviously arrived, so not Ryanair.

Scandinavian Airlines.

Eastern.

 

[jpaul]

thought it was the bear on the plane rather than this

 

[Mercenary Keyboard Warrior]

I remember plenty of journeys as a kid coming back from spain where on entering the loos it felt and smelt like they were full of mustard gas, eyes burning, throat saw...
Good old spanish tummy

 

[jpaul]

this one

 

[SexyGreyFox]

On Nigerian Airways back in the 70s If you didn't use the toilet within the first 30 mins of a 6 hour flight then you were walking into a dirty protest.