One liners

"Can't believe somebody stole my scrabble set, I'm lost for words"

"Blunt spears, pointless"

"When I tripped and fell a passer-by asked if I was all right, I said "Just down the one side""
 
A man in a tractor drove past me earlier this morning, shouting "The end of the world is nigh!". I think it was Farmer Geddon.
 
A policeman stopped me the other day from driving on the pavement and he asked why, I replied "I have no road tax".

Stoner81.
 
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