One reason I'm not proud to be English

[Tefal]

I've done Morris dancing, it's great fun.

BURN HIM!!!

*fetches pitchfork*

 

[Timdog]

perhpas the intended link was here, and I too am disgusted and ashamed

the keyboards at my uni are disgusting

 

[davethe11]

BURN HIM!!!

*fetches pitchfork*

i'm sure it's the only remaining capital crime in this country

 

[Werewolf]

Nothing wrong with Morris dancing, just make sure you do it on private property as apparently it's not a Minor issue if you do it on the roads.

 

[nin9abadga]

Nothing wrong with Morris dancing, just make sure you do it on private property as apparently it's not a Minor issue if you do it on the roads.

*slaps forehead*

my god that is terrible

 

[doofer]

Morris Dancers and Pearly Kings and Queens should be banned, however I was at some fete a few years back and some yobs were ripping into some Morris Dancers and one of the dancers gave one of the yobs a damned good crack across the head with his fancy stick which everyone found quite amusing

 

[Gaygle]

...send them back?

 

[MookJong]

At the end of the day, lock them up and throw away the key.

 

[4T5]

I have major issues with Morris dancers
I had a decent job donkeys years ago that i talked my way in to, The job was the kind of job that would have set me up for life in my chosen career, Literally 5 years at that place & i could have worked anywhere in the World.
All was going great as i idolised the skillz of the guys i worked with & got my hands on motors I'd dreamed about.
Then i found out one of the two managers was a Morris dancer & I just couldn't take it seriously after that. Completely destroyed my image of who i was around & of what i thought was ok & led me back into my alterior life style.
I Blame Morris dancers for Wrecking not only my Dream but my Life

 

[platypus]

Nothing wrong with Morris dancing, just make sure you do it on private property as apparently it's not a Minor issue if you do it on the roads.

/Groan

 

[misterPK]

Have you noticed how there's always some idiot dressed up as something to go with morris dancers? Years ago in a school play I was that idiot. I was a bear. The shame...

PK!

 

[milkinc13]

i don't get it, is this a thread about someone not liking morris dancers?

 

[Hitman_Leon]

i'm sure it's the only remaining capital crime in this country

No, that would be arson in a naval dockyard and high treason, I think, be funny to see morris dancers hung from gibbets at a crossroads .

Nothing wrong with Morris dancing, just make sure you do it on private property as apparently it's not a Minor issue if you do it on the roads.

Wonder how it would work out if they did it at rush hour on a busy junction .

 

[!bluetonic!]

Morris Dancing in part of our English Heritage.

So much so that when England next play rugby against New Zealand, they should respond to the Haka with an aggressive spurring Morris Dance.

 

[platypus]

No, that would be arson in a naval dockyard and high treason.

This is a myth. The death penalty in general was removed in 1969. Capital punishment for treason or piracy was abolished in 1998.

 

[Hitman_Leon]

Morris Dancing in part of our English Heritage.

So much so that when England next play rugby against New Zealand, they should respond to the Haka with an aggressive spurring Morris Dance.

Like facing off against a challenger2 with a sweeping brush .

 

[Hitman_Leon]

This is a myth. The death penalty in general was removed in 1969. Capital punishment for treason or piracy was abolished in 1998.

I stand corrected, although I was not sure anyhow at least I know now.

 

[davethe11]

...some yobs were ripping into some Morris Dancers and one of the dancers gave one of the yobs a damned good crack across the head with his fancy stick...

thats not a fancy stick, it's the magic stick

 

[Deleted member 651465]

I wouldn't mind if they actually cleaned the hankies first. SICK.

 

[Jono]

I say, what's that going on over there?

Oh that's morris dancing.

Aha, yes... I've been a little worried about Morris lately.