only allowed to take 12 cans

ac1d1ty · 13 Jun 2010 at 17:03

Booze gets people like me laid

jk

Energize · 13 Jun 2010 at 17:27

Just fill a sprite bottle with chloral hydrate?

Reginald · 13 Jun 2010 at 18:45

Given that they're being anal enough to only allow you 12 cans, they might check if your water bottles are full of vodka..

Reggie's tips to getting totally festivaled:

1. pierce hole in bottom of can
2. let weak beer/cider drain out
3. fill can with vodka through small hole (this may take a while)
4. Reseal with a small blob of silicon sealant
5. Rinse and repeat x 12
6. Party party!
7. Inevitable stomach pumping

Enjoy

JBuk · 13 Jun 2010 at 18:47

ac1d1ty said:
Booze gets people like me laid

Don't put yourself down like that

Kristoph · 13 Jun 2010 at 18:47

As above. Just use a fishing syringe.

Skillmister · 13 Jun 2010 at 18:48

dmpoole said:
I just can't work out what's going on with people + booze sometimes.

Watched all 3 matches yesterday was in pub from about 1pm till half 11. Drank 10 pints was just right.

"andy" · 13 Jun 2010 at 18:50

ac1d1ty said:
Tennants. Its actually pretty nice as well

for a 9% lager it isnt at all bad.

ultrakipper · 13 Jun 2010 at 19:00

Is the Heineken keg counted as a can ?

Freefaller · 13 Jun 2010 at 19:21

Wicksta said:
We're not worthy. Do you ever write any posts without looking down your nose these days?

Care to qualify your near-personal attack? Or are you just here to troll?

My comment was made with absolutely no snobbery at all... Or do you just have an issue with me?

Freefaller · 13 Jun 2010 at 19:26

Amp34 said:
Because in actual fact if they don't get wasted they might realise most of the stuff they do at night is ****.

12 cans for a weekend should be fine, supping one every so often for the taste rather than the drunkenness. 5 Days however, seems a bit tight even from someone who has about a can a month*

*Not that I drink from cans, cider has to come out of a glass bottle!

Absolutely, 12 cans over a weekend is fine, I was just referring to the comments by the OP of wanting to bring more than 12 cans in or get 12 cans which will get him as drunk as possible.

Nothing wrong with having a few drinks to enjoy the festivities - I do like a drink or two myself.

Robbie G said:
I think it's a culture thing. Many people in the UK would look upon those that eat horse meat for example, with a similar level of disdain . Granted one is distinctly poor for your health and one is just weird, but you get my general point.

Oh absolutely, I wasn't turning my nose up/down/left or right to the fact that people drink - I love red wine for example. However I drink in social gatherings for the pleasure of the drink not primarily to render myself unable to walk.

Maybe I just misunderstood the OP - I just go the feeling that he specifically wanted to render himself beyond the plain of consciousness.

dmpoole said:
You would never understand cause you're French.
It's just the way it is and he who drinks most has obviously got the biggest penis.

Ah well, I must be tiny

I knew I was being insecure about something. Thanks for putting me straight. I feel better, though slightly insignificant.

kibblerok said:
2 and a bit cans a day at an event is not getting "boozed up".

You're there to have a good time and a few drinks can add to the occasion - if im at a BBQ i'll have 4-5 bottles of ale, its hardly a drunken binge is it?

No I realise that, nothing wrong with a few drinks. However I just maybe misinterpreted the OP in wanting to get more "bang" for his buck to enable him to get him well on his way to inebriation and beyond, which to me seems a little weird/pointless. Nothing wrong with it if that's what you like, I just don't "get" it.

Clearly I'm a snob and so much more l33t because I have a different opinion though

sanaxe1 · 13 Jun 2010 at 19:31

Freefaller said:
Why the need to get boozed in the first place. That's one thing I've never "understood" about a lot of people in this country.

Well ya see , Freefaller its like this... A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole , Because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way , the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol as we know kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weekest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells , Making the brain a faster and more efficient machine which is why the UK likes to booze.

Freefaller · 13 Jun 2010 at 19:34

Ok I'm sold. Pint of vin rouge please!

Actually, what if I only have slow brain cells?!

LordSplodge · 13 Jun 2010 at 21:01

Memphis said:
How about you only take 12 cans and leave it at that?

This country's fascination with getting bladdered to have a good time is just mind boggling.

This.

Freefaller said:
Why the need to get boozed in the first place. That's one thing I've never "understood" about a lot of people in this country.

This +1.

Moredhel said:
Take some Tactical Nuclear Penguin. Lager at 32% ABV.

Or Sink the Bismarck, IPA at 41% ABV.

I want, pricy though.

leaskovski · 13 Jun 2010 at 21:14

I remember going to a cricket game and you could only take 4 cans in as they wanted people to spend money in the beer tents at the ground. Still didnt stop me from sneaking 24 cans of Stella in though. 20 cans under my mahoosive St Goerges Cross Top Hat.

There certainly wasn't any doffing of ones hat to anyone on the way in as it would have gone everywhere!

mrteabag · 13 Jun 2010 at 21:34

Lakeland said:
Can't you buy powdered vodka? Sure I read something to that effect a while back

If they catch you sneaking in powder i think you would be in a lot of trouble

TS7 · 13 Jun 2010 at 21:41

If you have any friends going who don't drink they could take in an extra twelve cans for you?

Your only other option is to buy from their bars. It's not like you go to festivals all the time (unless you do).

Kennysevenfold · 13 Jun 2010 at 22:29

monkentage said:
K cider

This.

Awesome stuff, im away with it on 6

thecremeegg · 13 Jun 2010 at 22:57

Cant you buy 12 each day?

Camoe · 13 Jun 2010 at 23:20

if it floats your boat. Get some sticky Green High Grade ****.

SlugForAButt · 13 Jun 2010 at 23:32

Freefaller said:
Absolutely, 12 cans over a weekend is fine, I was just referring to the comments by the OP of wanting to bring more than 12 cans in or get 12 cans which will get him as drunk as possible.

Thank God you condone 12 over the weekend. I thought you were being a stick in the mud for a second there. :rolleyes:

sanaxe1 said:
Well ya see , Freefaller its like this... A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole , Because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way , the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol as we know kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weekest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells , Making the brain a faster and more efficient machine which is why the UK likes to booze.

I heard Chris Evans saying this exact same thing on the radio a decade ago too. You know, plagiarism is a terrible thing.