over the top?

SubScape · 3 Jun 2011 at 18:03

kwerk you remind me of the village in Hot Fuzz, you're not gonna kill your neighbours because of their sub-standard grass are you?

Frenzy · 3 Jun 2011 at 19:32

I think whoever had kwerk on their ignore list in that other thread should remove him right now.

Follow your heart kwerk, if it is your ambition cut your grass and dye it blue then do it!

Haters gonna hate!

ps photography isnt gay...

horrorwood · 4 Apr 2012 at 23:05

I might have missed it, but how big is your lawn?

Castiel · 4 Apr 2012 at 23:09

Mission Improbable Kwerk.......The Turf Protocol.

Coming to a Cinema near you.............From Friday.

arknor · 4 Apr 2012 at 23:15

post pics of your garden please i want to see your lawn and wether it would be worth me spending 800$ a gallon on trying to emulate your success

LOAM · 4 Apr 2012 at 23:59

Ahh the good old days when kwerk put some effort into his idiocy.

Scougar · 5 Apr 2012 at 00:27

Seriously.. "Blue Grass". It's like you think of a word, then try and make up ridiculous stories to go with it. It's GD.. but a total waste of bandwidth.

[TW]Sponge · 5 Apr 2012 at 00:29

Hah forgot about this thread.

SheepBeast · 5 Apr 2012 at 00:33

I'd love to have Kwerk as a neighbour. This guy is amazing!

If you have some time to spare and want a laugh just browse through his created threads. Every one is a gem. I still honestly don't know if he's a loveable nutcase or the best troll in the world.

kwerk said:
It's a fuji s9000. Photography is a bit gay IMO so I don't know how to use it to be honest.

Says the guy creating a thread about how much he cares about his lawn? And you made a thread the other day about your grooming routine with like 20 different skin products?

Scougar · 5 Apr 2012 at 00:35

Next we'll get a "I take real pride in my pubes, and was browsing the 'Regain' product lineup and wondered if any of them would be safe to apply on my genital region."

MikeHunt79 · 5 Apr 2012 at 00:39

Still no blue lawn photos

~>Dg<~ · 5 Apr 2012 at 00:40

SheepBeast said:
I'd love to have Kwerk as a neighbour. This guy is amazing!

I still honestly don't know if he's a loveable nutcase or the best troll in the world.

not the best troll 5/10 but better than the lower single trolls on here

not many inception type trolls which is classed as master troll.

Scuzi · 5 Apr 2012 at 00:44

SheepBeast said:
Says the guy creating a thread about how much he cares about his lawn?

Caring about your lawn is not gay.

cheets64 · 5 Apr 2012 at 01:15

kwerk blue himself

Subliminal Aura · 5 Apr 2012 at 01:31

cheets64 said:
kwerk blue himself

.... in his **** machine

cheets64 · 5 Apr 2012 at 01:46

he blew $800 a gallon on himself...not OTT

Subliminal Aura said:
.... in his **** machine

haha kwerk is defo Tobias

"guys just inveted a cheap parachute"

Damnations Fury · 5 Apr 2012 at 09:10

It it that time of the week again already?

SheepBeast · 5 Apr 2012 at 12:44

I think Kwerk is my favourite poster on OcUK. Him and ZZAAC (or however it's spelt).

Sankari · 5 Apr 2012 at 13:02

kwerk said:
've been spraying this herbicide that costs $800 a gallon so I don't want to waste it with overspray, and technically it's only supposed to be applied on golf courses so you have to be quite careful.

kwerk said:
It's called mesotrione look up the price. It's highly concentrated though.

$560 per gallon under Syngenta's 'Callisto' brand. But you won't need to buy gallons if your lawn is so small you can spray the edges with a handheld squirter.

kwerk said:

At least that stuff's only only $41.99 a gallon.

I love your little squirty backpack. Must have a damn tiny lawn.

ThomasTheTankEngine · 5 Apr 2012 at 13:56

I wonder how well groomed his pubes are.