Cancer placement matches, total, 100%, unadulterated scrubs.
I was 2496 (ha ha, so close) high last season, so not terrible. Not great, but not terrible. I try and fill. I try and stick together. I try and play the objective.
Went to do my placements, couldn't queue with any friends because they were grouped with people too high ranked to do placements with. Solo queued.
Honestly the least enjoyable matches I've had in ages. Generally it was me, a random and a 4-man versus a 2/4 or 3/3 split.
A couple of games were stomps (enemy team just completely steamrolled us). I asked the enemy team at the end of one where they placed last season and they all said "high diamond", so kind of to be expected if they were all much better than us. At least those were quick. One of them was a widowmaker who basically just didn't miss (nothing dodgy in replays, just very good placement and accuracy) but none of our DPS would consider swapping to a counterpick, just ran in and got HS again and again. I even got called out for not healing someone who got 1-shot by a scoped headshot. While I was dead.
Had one that we won because we pushed well and grouped up on attack, and the enemy had someone quit at the start of their attack when we held off their first push and they couldn't recover. Felt bad for them, but it was good play by us as well so not unreasonable.
I then got set with a group of 4 who all went DPS, including widow and hanzo, on all three rounds of a KotH. Did not reply to text chat, and did not join group voice chat. I asked the 5th guy if he wanted to tank or heal and I'd do the other and he informed me that what he wanted was for me to put his penis in my mouth. And then called me gay.
In that match, over three rounds as solo-heal Ana (so completely focussed on healing, no DPS) I had gold elims and gold objective elims just from people accidentally walking in front of me while I was healing. I think it was 3 total elims in the first map. I don't know how it's even possible to get that low as a team.
I think I'm 1 win, 5 losses so far.
Perhaps I am over-valuing my own skill as I suspect most people do (a few of you have played with me, was I that bad?) but I honestly just got depressed by the halfwits I was paired with. People spamming "group up", then running in as a 4-some while both healers waited to respawn.
Currently expecting to place at ~1200 SR if I'm lucky
Someone suggested that I deliberately throw the remaining placement matches, to get really low rank and get a load of easy wins to start ranking up, but then I'd feel bad for the other players in the placement matches.
On the plus side, brawl rotation is still fun, 1v1 is a great challenge and quick play is still there.
Has anyone played the "we're all soldiers now" brawl on a KOTH map? It's carnage. The "all pharah or mercy" one is painful though. 15+ minutes to cap a point.