Pain - whats the worst?

Rich_L said:
That's only about 5p UK money isn't it? :p Crazy aussies :D
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No one from school can even mension the word deap heat with oput laughing now :p
You could smeel the deap heat on him from 10 metres away.
He had to go home from skool early that day.
Even the principle was laughing about it :p
 
Zip said:
No one from school can even mention the word deap heat with oput laughing now :p
You could smeel the deap heat on him from 10 metres away.
He had to go home from skool early that day.
Even the principle was laughing about it :p
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Sorry I had to correct that, seen you make that mistake loads of times now :o
 
PaulStat said:
Sorry I had to correct that, seen you make that mistake loads of times now :o
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I hate my spelling, ive always been **** at it :o
How long have you been watching that word for?
 
Garp said:
Worst pain ever has to be that of crucifixion.
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Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird!

:D

MB
 
Nix said:
Sorry for the misinformed question, but why do people need lumbar puncture treatments?

This is where they take out cerbal fluid from your spine with a hollow needle isn't it?
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It is the only way to diagnose viral menningitus, which is why I had it done, and being allergic to local anesthetic, I had to have mine without.

It is also the same way they give you an epidural, of which I have had twice.
 
Another vote for tooth pain. What is it with teeth? :mad:

When my top/left wisdom tooth was coming in it was impacting into the tooth next to it - breaking off lumps and revealing the nerve. Then the wisdom tooth came through and started breaking up as well. I just suffered the pain tho - I remember seeing my sisters face after coming back from having all her wisdom teeth out.....she looked like she had gone 12 rounds with Mike Tyson.

I also broke a molar at the bottom. It didn't hurt at all until one day I was eating a sandwich and a hard lump of bacon went shooting straight down into the hole and into the nerve. Ouch. Pain killers didn't even begin to dull that pain.

My teeth are a real mess - they look great and everything (or I would have been promoted to act sooner) but behind the scenes there are so many problems. I'm just dreading the months/years of work it's going to take. Amazingly I haven't got an abscess yet - maybe it would be a good thing if I did....push me into getting it all sorted :(
 
I snapped one of my front teeth when I was 15. The nerve was hanging out. I remember that breathing in air made it feel like I was spraying a jet of cold air on my tooth and subjecting myself to agnony. It hurt like hell, but I stand by that the worst pain I've ever felt was my knee.

I'm pretty sure that the lumbar puncture and bone marrow treatment wins hands down. Although, for anyone to truely say what is the most painful, they would need to endure a lot of scenarios :eek:
 
So far have had broken bones, dislocated shoulder (that kept happening), abcess/root canal treatment and migraines. They don't even come vaguely close to a gall stone. A pain so unbearable it is hard to even put into words. My first (and only) attack had me in hospital recovering for 4 days on a drip. Then an op to have it removed 3 months later.

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I'm surprised no one else has mentioned shingles :eek: , although i did have a severe case so that could be why it hurt so much.

Morning after a vindaloo and **** and/or nuts getting trapped in fly should also be added.

Mark
 
Dublove said:
Gall stones. I've seen this make an ex-para cry like a baby :eek:
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Agreed. I had them last year. Oh the fun of getting about 2hrs sleep in days, of doctors giving you higher doses of medication that doesn't ************* work! I took some medicine that didn't cure the pain but instead made me throw up after a few hours and I couldn't get outa bed. I only ate toast and drank water for a whole month because there was no way in hell I wanted to get that pain again. Lost 2 stone in a month on the toast n water diet. Eventually got my gall bladder removed and the doc was like "dude omg that was a nasty gall bladder. You could have died." I was like "ok yey?" So yeah, gall stones is bad.

Oh migranes are fun too. So much fun that you want to claw your eyes out. Gave up chocolate and caffiene instantly 4 years ago due to migranes.
 
Mark A said:
I'm surprised no one else has mentioned shingles :eek: , although i did have a severe case so that could be why it hurt so much.

Morning after a vindaloo and **** and/or nuts getting trapped in fly should also be added.

Mark
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Someone has.........
 
My dad had a horse step on him.

When i mean step on him i mean it reared up knocked him over and its hoof come down on his meat and 2 veg :eek:
 
Mickey_D said:
I have been shot, stabbed, wiped out on a motorbike and caught the gas cap in the crotch, been knocked out cold more times than I care to think about in more ways than most people can imagine, wiped out on the velodrome and got wood splinter road rash (they stopped counting at 450 splinters bigger than a pin), fell into a 2 cubic meter hornet's nest (they stopped counting at 250 stingers in total amazement that I was still alive with all the poison in my system), been kicked in the nuts hard enough to lift me clear of the ground.

Saying all that, I would rather go through it all again than have another abcess (sp?) toothache. Nothing else completely stops all brain activity in its tracks. Nothing else makes me smash my head against the nearest solid object in the vain hope that I can possibly feel SOMETHING other than the sharp edge of a tooth cutting into the cartlidge in the gumline.

My migraine headaches come close, as they get bad enough I lose color sight, my hearing goes all tinny, and every nerve in my body feels like it's open to the air and someone's pouring iodine on them. But they STILL aren't as bad as a full-on toothache.

I'm not talking about when you have a cavity, I'm talking about when a tooth actually cracks in two and exposes and crushes the nerve between two jagged edges.......
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seriously... how are you still alive? or are you making a fuss?
 
Before I went under the blade for a knee cartlidge to be removed in the old way of a 4" slice down my knee, I was told by the surgeon that it was one of the most painful operations and to expect a lot of pain when I came round.
He wasn't kidding and I was also warned by others who had it done the same way before keyhole surgery was invented.

The second worst pain I had was a tooth I had to have the nerve taken out of and no amount of anaesthetic did anything.
Since it was an emergency I had my mother take me and when I came out there was the sight of a 40 year old man crying on his Mummys shoulder.
 
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.....and WHY does it come at night? Ive been pretty OK all day, just a bit spaced out due to lack of sleep, and now the pulsing has started :( Well, Im ready for the ****** tonight! Ive had no ibuprofen, so I can hit the dicolfenac, AND I have wine! Lots and lots of wine. Bring It On!

*meep*
 
Being on morphine after band-saw'ing 3 knuckles and 2 fingers totally off :(

@ Original Poster: Alcohol + painkillers = bad combination + cancellation effect
 
EVH said:
Being on morphine after band-saw'ing 3 knuckles and 2 fingers totally off :(

@ Original Poster: Alcohol + painkillers = bad combination + cancellation effect
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:( Really? Poo.

And ouch to your pain, thats....impressive?! :eek:
 
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