Soldato
Mon Capitaine!Has Jean-Luc Picard made an appearance yet?
Tres bizarre, these Olympic ceremonies are!
Caporegime
Already being dubbed worst opening ceremony ever
By people who've watched one opening ceremony in their life, presumably?
Soldato
Still watching after 2 and half hours dont even sit and watch most films that long 
Caporegime
Still watching after 2 and half hours dont even sit and watch most films that long
I missed the first 35mins, watched for just under an hour then went out shopping for an hour…got back 20 mins ago I don’t feel like I missed anything.
Caporegime
Did it really occur to no-one that it might rain?
Soldato
Hope they've got some cover for the people doing the speeches otherwise Macrons gonna have to bring a brolly or do it Sunak style.
Caporegime
Judging by the current guy, they've discovered the brolly lady in France
Soldato
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They still speak French how can you expect them to be able to do complex things like predict the weather ?
The people who would normally design the roof were on strile.
like at downing street. .. though the flood light rays wouldn't have had impact w/o rain.
Commissario
He had a big hooter. Is he descended from de Gaulle?
Soldato
He might be from Conk City.
Soldato
It’s Napoleon and his mum.
Commissario
Now that would be a mash up to watch. ‘Allo ‘Allo and Life of Brian!