Patchy beard

LiamC · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:07

Men of GD - As title suggests, has anyone here suffered from a patchy beard? I want to grow some stubble but it looks terrible, and when I shave I look 12 years old.

I've noticed there are vitamins and creams etc which encourage hair growth but I'm not sure if these work or not.

Anyone suffered similar?
How did you cure it?

(Not a medical thread)

Thanks

Josh · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:08

Mustard and some man up pills.

doofer · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:08

Mustard.

NexusK · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:12

Grow a proper beard, patchy areas soon fill in as it gets longer.

Feek · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:12

There is only one genuine, accurate answer to this and that's mustard. Fact.

Proof.
More proof.

joey1211 · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:12

Man gravy, twice a day. From another dispenser.

thep02 · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:13

The more you shave the thicker it grows in my experience, Tribulus terrestris extract claims to boost your natural testosterone production so it might help.

twist3d0n3 · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:13

you're **** out of luck, brah

GravyMonster · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:14

English mustard. It has some chemical in it I forget the name of which stimulates hair growth. None of this american hotdog stuff mind, proper mustard only. Slather it on.

Don't forget pics.

cainer · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:14

embrase your female side, you go girl!

tom_e · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:19

I have no idea, unlike you unfortunate manwomanchildren I can grow a beard that would make a bear jealous.

Jeps · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:19

Its all genetics unfortunately, nothing you can do about it. I'm 29 next week and can't even do movember because my facial hair just doesn't grow thick enough.

cm1179 · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:24

pull your plonker on the hour, every hour.

FortuitousFluke · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:24

Testosterone, injected directly into the eyeballs, or the ball balls, your choice.

Fuzz · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:26

Enjoy looking 12, you will wish you could later in life...

Hair is for a pest
Bare is best!

Fuzz · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:27

cm1179 said:
pull your plonker on the hour, every hour.

Trust me this doesn't work

Schlong&Stable · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:28

You need to give it about 12 weeks to see what you can really grow. I suggest getting a beard trimmer to keep things short, but don't do a clean shave for at least 12 weeks. If its still patchy, then that is probably what you're working with.

Many men have patchy beards, its not uncommon. If you kept growing it out, eventually the patches would vanish. But if you're trying to keep it short, the patchiness is quite visible.

Begbie · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:34

know these feels, pretty much can't even grow cheek hair.

dirtychinchilla · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:39

Unfortunately, there's nothing you can do. If you grow a longer beard, though, you can do a sort of beard combover.

Ayahuasca · 7 Nov 2014 at 15:40

FortuitousFluke said:
Testosterone, injected directly into the eyeballs, or the ball balls, your choice.

I know this is a joke but testosterone isn't linked with facial hair.