Haha yea if only. I got the 5080 at what I think was reasonable. Yes it was more than I wanted to pay but what I seen others go for I got a bargain and with that I got some funds back with TCB which helps also. But honestly if I didn't get one I wasn't going to be too worried but I was extremely lucky. I had another 1 in my cart and before I got to the pay screen it errored out. Obviously someone got it before me. Just happened to go on eBay to see prices and nearly choked on my drink. I'm all for someone making a few quid. That's how the world goes around but asking double the money is madness. Makes it even worse is that there will be someone who will pay it sadly.
My comment was serious, it is the best solution to your problem and you'll have a cheapish cost per TB and a very fast drive.
If you paid £999 for 5080 you did well, anything above that you should sell it on eBay and get a 4080 Super, and get your NVMe upgrade free.