Soldato
You have it easy, we have the odd car parking across the width of a double driveway, but one person took the buscuit by parking in our driveway then going next door 
People keep parking in front of my drive, what can you do?
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Soldato
Get a neighbour on side and park them in, I mean <1mm each end of the offending car.
It's 100% leagal and it works, so long as you keep their car pinned down long enough. Have used that method here, and it worked for some friends over in Kendal.
It's 100% leagal and it works, so long as you keep their car pinned down long enough. Have used that method here, and it worked for some friends over in Kendal.
Caporegime
You'd pay somebody to key the car?
You incapable of this crime yourself or something?
iirc he can park there if its not a private road...if its owned by the council by rights you cant do anything but ask him politly to move whilst you go out....
i have a neighbour whos VERY childish indeed...(private road) he Fs and blinds at people who park outside his house....aulful neighbour!
i have a neighbour whos VERY childish indeed...(private road) he Fs and blinds at people who park outside his house....aulful neighbour!
Soldato
You'd pay somebody to key the car?
You incapable of this crime yourself or something?
Maybe he doesn't have a key
Soldato
Maybe he doesn't have a key
Made my day, lol!
I could be done for Going equipped right now. There are 12 keys in my pocket, plus one radiator key.
Associate
I used to work at a small business based in a residential street who had a lot of problems with a nasty neighbour that always blocked access to the company. The council eventually painted a white line (as you describe) but as it wasn't very wide, the 'lovely' neighbour always reversed his two pick up trucks either side so the rear would overhang into the white line - he was careful not to put his wheels on it though.
As the road was effectively a single track (as cars were parked on each side) it made it impossible to get out without some assistance - 4-5 point manoevers wern't unusual.
It's a shame when it gets to a petty stage like this.
You'd pay somebody to key the car?
You incapable of this crime yourself or something?
I wanted to give some asbo a job and a sense of purpose... whilst making me feel like some Mafia Boss sending the lowlifes to do hits
Next up would be his tires... if he still does not move it his windows!
Still thinks he is the big man blocking me in? I would simply send them to take the car and torch it
Associate
Bang on his door at 5am and tell him you want out you are off out early....then just go back to bed.....repeat untill stops.
Soldato
Do they have a drive? Park infront of it!
Soldato
buy an old car, next time it blocks you in proceed as if it wasn't there. mutter "oops" as you push it out of the way.
Caporegime
I had an Incident outside my house yesterday concerning two workmen's vans blocking my driveI had to go out in five mins.
I told them to move them or i Ram then, they laughed & said go on then if you want to damage your motor. I said come here & showed them the Beast.
Did you show them your keyboard?
Soldato
That's a shame really, at that point you know people are just taking the biscuit. All I can say is ring your local council to see what they say. Ours didn't cost anything, although it did take them a while to come round and do it; about six months actually iirc.
You could ask anyway, no harm and all
Associate
Id move lol
