People who pass wind in public like it's a life achievement?

Reactions to farts can be much funnier than farts. Like, the spring to attention and Meerkat like pose directly after the deed is done. I also think it's hilarious when a bout of silent office crop dusting is completed and then moments later the silence is broken by a subtle, "sniff... sniff, sniff .." and people turning round to glare at each other.
 
My friend had what we used to call the Kronenbourg fart. Deadly silent but would make people gag. We once had a heavy night out drinking Kronenbourg in Nottingham before going to Alton towers the next day.

There goes my friend giggling like a chimp whilst in the queue for Nemesis watching everyone around us gag and cough like they had been given anthrax.
 
I farted on mount Vesuvius the other day.

Completely by accident mind, slipped and one just popped out.
 
Some countries don't have our prudishness about bodily functions.

Woking in China, used to always crack me up when one of the petite women would just let a proper belch out in the middle of a meeting, completely stone-faced. Me and the other Brit on the team would be struggling to keep a straight face.
 
Uther said:
My best was alone in a lift and letting out a horrendous fart just as it got to the ground floor, as I got out several people were going in...
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Some of our buses have a vent at the rear of the cab which takes air from the cab and feeds it into the saloon forced-air ventilation. The idea is that it takes warm/cool air that fed to the driver from their cab vents and helps with saloon climate control.

That vent is located roughly at the height of the driver's seat cushion. I've let rip before and then a few moments later heard gagging from the passengers :cry:
 
I remember needing to rip one at work. Stood by a scruffy customer and ripped. Everyone turned round and looked at the scruffy customer and thought he did it
 
was told a story once .. guy working on the oil fields around Dubai.. had dinner in some restaurant farted in the lift going down with some locals in it .. they held him and called the police .. had a huge fine to pay .. don't know if it's true or not .. ??
 
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