Physics Joke

qwerty said:
e^x goes to a party for maths functions but just sits in the corner looking bored and not talking to anyone all night. Eventually, x^2 goes up to e^x and says "Hey man, why don't you integrate?" e^x replies "It wouldn't make any difference" :(
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That is a great one. I must remember it for telling my friend. :p

Angus Higgins
 
qwerty said:
e^x goes to a party for maths functions but just sits in the corner looking bored and not talking to anyone all night. Eventually, x^2 goes up to e^x and says "Hey man, why don't you integrate?" e^x replies "It wouldn't make any difference" :(
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Awesome :cool:
 
qwerty said:
e^x goes to a party for maths functions but just sits in the corner looking bored and not talking to anyone all night. Eventually, x^2 goes up to e^x and says "Hey man, why don't you integrate?" e^x replies "It wouldn't make any difference" :(
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:D
 
SpeedFreak said:
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that is idiotic. The easiest possible "what is the hypotenus" question and you do that. Never heard of the 3 4 5 triangle? What age are you :confused:
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Woah take a chill pill.

But that really did make me laugh lol.
 
Angus-Higgins said:
I found a website with lots of Mathematics ones on, here is a good one:

Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
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That and the exponential one are the best so far :D
 
e^x and a constant are walking down a road and they come to a bridge, and suddenly a differential operator jumps out screaming:

"cross if you dare!"

The constant, feeling a bit afraid but confident, goes first but sure enough, gets differentiated and disappears.

e^x, feeling cocky, begins to cross and says:

"Ha your differentiation cant do anything to me I'm e^x!"

"Oh yeah?", replies the differential operator, "well I'm d/dy!"

:D
 
Danger Phoenix said:
Could you explain the Halloween one to me please... I seriously don't get it :confused: :o
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Oct = Base 8 and Dec = Base 10

So 31 in base 8 => 8+8+8 +1 =25 in decimal ie base 10
 
Danger Phoenix said:
Could you explain the Halloween one to me please... I seriously don't get it :confused: :o
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Dec == Decimal == base 10
Oct == Octal == base 8

31 octal .......
3 *8 + 1 = 25 decimal :)

Editr: beat me to it and no delete :(
 
Six6siX said:
e^x and a constant are walking down a road and they come to a bridge, and suddenly a differential operator jumps out screaming:

"cross if you dare!"

The constant, feeling a bit afraid but confident, goes first but sure enough, gets differentiated and disappears.

e^x, feeling cocky, begins to cross and says:

"Ha your differentiation cant do anything to me I'm e^x!"

"Oh yeah?", replies the differential operator, "well I'm d/dy!"

:D
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:o
 
The Humane Society has placed up for adoption a lovable cat that was recently removed from the laboratory of a noted physicist. The animal was abused repeatedly, having been exposed to poisonous gas and also being placed in close proximity to radio activity.

Cruel experiments like this can not be tolerated. The owner has been charged with numerous counts of animal cruelty. Dr. Schrodinger's cat, however, is recovering nicely.
 
Azagoth said:
The Humane Society has placed up for adoption a lovable cat that was recently removed from the laboratory of a noted physicist. The animal was abused repeatedly, having been exposed to poisonous gas and also being placed in close proximity to radio activity.

Cruel experiments like this can not be tolerated. The owner has been charged with numerous counts of animal cruelty. Dr. Schrodinger's cat, however, is recovering nicely.
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*** winnorz
 
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

and


A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium."

Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You will know it when you see it.







/Make room at the Fire Exit..... :D
 
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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician ?..............He tried to work it out with a pencil and ruler
 
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