Pillock on ebay (rant)

What did ebay do? Fined you?

I have only had one close encounter on ebay. The guy kept on trying to threaten me, by saying I will do this.. I will do that... I just kept on saying "go to your post office debot." (looks for roll eyes smilie.)
 
ThriceNightly said:
....hopefully you've learnt a lesson and won't mess about on ebay any more.

there's enough idiots on there as it is.
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Yeah, I'll keep my SOH for where it's appreciated - like here :)
Then I'll take off and nuke ebay from orbit after sending in a mustard-coated Chuck Norris to stab them in the norks with a camel spider.

YA RLY!

;)
 
Trifid said:
What did ebay do? Fined you?

I have only had one close encounter on ebay. The guy kept on trying to threaten me, by saying I will do this.. I will do that... I just kept on saying "go to your post office debot." (looks for roll eyes smilie.)
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No, just pulled the listing. Problem is, I'm listing it for a mate and he's off on holiday at silly o'clock on Thursday morning so wanted it gone by then. And after I'd listed it I deleted all the photos from my HD so I can't relist it anyway.

The only problems I've had were one seller refused to send me what I'd won and started sending me abusive emails so I gave him honest fb and he retaliated. The other was a wind-up phone charger that never arrived and I had to pester him to get a refund.

I've just thought - I wonder if they believed what I put in the returns policy box?
"As my specially trained team of carrier pigeons has been kidnapped by Albanian rebels you'll have to return it yourself."

Probably :rolleyes:
 
Treefrog said:
Yeah, I'll keep my SOH for where it's appreciated - like here :)
Then I'll take off and nuke ebay from orbit after sending in a mustard-coated Chuck Norris to stab them in the ovaries with a camel spider.

YA RLY!

;)
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A nearly perfect response. I have fixed it for you :)

I think the problem is that you did over estimate the intelligence level the bay - you cant have a mixture of genuine sale, with the odd bit of homour! Thats just crazy talk! ;)
 
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Amleto said:
A nearly perfect response. I have fixed it for you :)
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Naah, Norks >>>>>>> Ovaries

Amleto said:
I think the problem is that you did over estimate the intelligence level the bay - you cant have a mixture of genuine sale, with the odd bit of homour! Thats just crazy talk! ;)
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And my SOH is definitely odd! :D
 
Just for this thread, and to try and cheer you up, I created a brand spanking new rolleyes graphic.

Fuer eBay.

rolleyes.jpg


Phil.
 
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