Poll: How do you butter your toast?

[The IPB]

Southerner.

1.

 

[RJC]

1, a good amount.

 

[Freefaller]

1 - it has to be butter. And it has to cover every square mm of bread, and eaten so it's still steaming hot.

I miss bread

 

[Cosimo]

1 or 1.5 (let toast cool for one minute standing, crisp toast and it still melts)

Southerner......

 

[grimm]

Gotta be number 1.

 

[Smigly]

Northerner - number 1.

But then you've got to slather loads of hartleys jam all over it.

 

[HecFam]

1), but im quite poor with buttering, because the butter is always in the fridge and doesn't melt quickly, so it usually ends up as 2) because i take so long.

 

[panyan]

Poll: How do you butter your toast?

Lovingly, with copious amounts of butter.



1) Apply the butter/margarine immediately so that it melts into the toast.

Seriously, If i dont apply the butter within 20 seconds of the toast popping, i dont want them - someone else can have them - i hate cold toast.

 

[Geeman1979]

1) Apply the butter immediately so that it melts into the toast.
2) Allow the toast to cool down for a couple of minutes then apply butter. (toast is more crunchy and butter doesn't melt - a more buttery taste)

Either of these methods, depending on how I feel.

 

[wesimmo]

Take the butter out of the fridge as you put toast in toaster, then method 1.

Result is hot toast with mostly melted butter and little bits of unmelted butter.

 

[haaammit]

1 and lots of butter.

I did try 3 as a young lad once - the toaster then proceeded to explode and go all on fire. Don't try it.

 

[Ceryndrion]

hmmm, 2, though sometimes 1, never 3, 4 is not unheard of

 

[Kanifee]

#1, #3 ergh! Is that even done, I could imagine it getting crap all inside the toaster?

 

[platypus]

Poll: How do you butter your toast?

1) Apply the butter/margarine immediately so that it melts into the toast.
2) Allow the toast to cool down for a couple of minutes then apply butter/margarine. (toast is more crunchy and butter doesn't melt - a more buttery taste)
3) Apply butter/margarine onto bread and place into toaster. (similar to fried bread)
4) Don't apply butter/margarine. (Has it RAW!)
5) Other.

Interesting. Number 2 for me (ooer); I hate it when the butter melts into the toast.

 

[Kanifee]

Interesting. Number 2 for me (ooer); I hate it when the butter melts into the toast.

Anarchists the lot of you!

 

['Harry]

With a knife. Sometimes a spoon.

Crumpets/pancakes are just so much better though.

 

[DRZ]

Toast must be buttered and eaten while still red hot. No steam? No thanks!

 

[robgmun]

Doesn't number 3 ruin the toaster??

 

[Judgeneo]

Doesn't number 3 ruin the toaster??

Hasn't for me, why would it?

 

[Belmit]

5) Other.

Some men just want to watch the toast burn.