Pooing in public

DoneADougalOnSofa · 22 Jun 2013 at 12:06

TaKeN said:
People on this forum seriously need to grow up.

There are far more important things in life than having to take a Poo.

On the contrary: you'd become pretty ill, pretty quickly if you couldn't...
We can poo before we can walk, talk or even crawl, so really it's a VERY important part of life...

DoneADougalOnSofa · 22 Jun 2013 at 12:07

I hate it when you've been baking for too long, and it develops a sharp point on the end...

DoneADougalOnSofa · 22 Jun 2013 at 12:13

Used to have Renton's (Trainspotting) huge err, lavatorial escapade, as my Windows startup sound.
(Critical stop and Asterisk were "It's ***** being Scottish!", shutdown was "Never again Swannie, I'm off the skag."). Come on I was only 15!

Skidder · 22 Jun 2013 at 12:17

bakes0310 said:
I can poo about 6-10 times a day so yeah I use the work toilet.
Morning poo
If Im surfing the net before I leave work I got to poo.
Poo before leaving work.
Arrive at work poo
One more poo before 13:00 (break time)
poo shortly after break or maybe just before my next break.
Going home poo
arrive at home poo
go to bed poo.

see your doctor

inogen · 22 Jun 2013 at 12:28

I don't mind the pooing thing, however it comes... But I sometimes wait until coast is clear before making my escape...

Mark A · 22 Jun 2013 at 13:03

If you are embarrassed about the splash, just create a giant log that slowly enters the water and then when it ends it is protruding from the surface.

Edward78 · 22 Jun 2013 at 13:04

dropping the kids off at the pool

That's a new way to put it.

I hate pooing in pub. bathrooms.

DoneADougalOnSofa · 22 Jun 2013 at 13:10

Mark A said:
If you are embarrassed about the splash, just create a giant log that slowly enters the water and then when it ends it is protruding from the surface.

Also known as the Excalibur...

Sash · 22 Jun 2013 at 16:14

Gooner Leroy said:
I just let rip, displaying my alpha maleness and assertig my dominance in the toilets

Dis86 · 22 Jun 2013 at 16:15

Pestilence said:
My old manager used to quite literally hold it in all day, until he reached after 10pm by which he would be paid time and a third to take a crap. Take the satisfaction where you can get it, I guess...

The golden dump as it's known.

I used to get time plus double (so basically triple time) plus £100 bonus for working 8 hours or more on a critical day. I worked out once that I got paid £65 to take a dump.

It was satisfying to say the least.

Raymond Lin · 22 Jun 2013 at 16:17

Nix said:
Excellent. You can really go to town on that sphincter.

The male and females are next to each other's too. (They are actually the same, only difference is the female loo has a sanitary basket)

The only thing you can hear is the door opening, locking or if they drop a toilet seat.

godinman · 22 Jun 2013 at 16:21

Raymond Lin said:
The only thing you can hear is the door opening, locking or if they drop a toilet seat.

It sounds like you've been listening very intently...

Raymond Lin · 22 Jun 2013 at 16:22

godinman said:
It sounds like you've been listening very intently...

I've worked there for 3 years now.

isonomicjedi · 22 Jun 2013 at 16:27

I keep seeing this thread title and getting the urge to go outside and drop one in the middle of the road.

StoutMeister · 22 Jun 2013 at 18:15

Mark A said:
If you are embarrassed about the splash, just create a giant log that slowly enters the water and then when it ends it is protruding from the surface.

dougal1331 said:
Also known as the Excalibur...

Superb!

Xire · 22 Jun 2013 at 18:47

slap a load of tissue in the toilet, hides the sound.

Jamesyboyjim · 22 Jun 2013 at 18:57

as long as the cubicle seems clean and is dry, then I'm happy to let rip whereever I am, I know its silly but if someones in the next trap letting absolute rip, its hard not to snigger.

Admit it, I'm not the only one

brendy · 22 Jun 2013 at 19:01

Jamesyboyjim said:
as long as the cubicle seems clean and is dry, then I'm happy to let rip whereever I am, I know its silly but if someones in the next trap letting absolute rip, its hard not to snigger.

Admit it, I'm not the only one

Read the last couple of pages... As Mickey Jackson said, you are not alone

Blackjack Davy · 22 Jun 2013 at 19:26

When you've got to go you've got to go. I'd rather be in the bogs alone, but if you've got company, well, you just have to get on with it.

However I'll put paper in the pan first, because I don't appreciate an @rse baptism. I won't sit on public seats, I'll just hover.

Jamesyboyjim · 23 Jun 2013 at 01:06

brendy said:
Read the last couple of pages... As Mickey Jackson said, you are not alone

I won't lie, I did only skim through, but your post has reassured me I'm not the only big kid so thank you for that haha