Pooing in public

Arsonist · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:22

Ok so a rather odd post I know, but every time I sit on the throne at work or in any public place this goes through my mind.

Does anybody else have to wait for the room to be empty before dropping the kids off at the pool? I only ever go in a public loo when I really need one, but the room needs to be empty or I just end up sitting there rather awkwardly...I think it might be something do to with the gashing and splashing of said kids entering their flume ride.

Does anybody else get this, or are you happy to fire away with people standing only a few feet away, who will know who you are when you do the walk of shame?

Apologies for this topic!

Nix · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:23

Nah, I often crap in the middle of the high-street.

Disaster · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:24

I do it when the hand driers are on, so no one can hear the splash

Hedge · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:24

If someone sits in the cubical next to me then I go all plop shy. I pray for a hand dryer or cough to disguise my dumpage. So yeah I'm with you on this one.

At least smart phones take the edge off waiting for someone else to vacate!

Liquid_Entity · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:26

Hedge said:
If someone sits in the cubical next to me then I go all plop shy. I pray for a hand dryer or cough to disguise my dumpage. So yeah I'm with you on this one.

At least smart phones take the edge off waiting for someone else to vacate!

haha indeed I am the same. Golfstar on my phone has been a god send for the long poo times !

it also makes you realise how many people pee in the urinal and then walk straight out without washing. Gross !!

Pawnless Endgame · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:26

Turn hearing aids off. Oblivious to sound. Job's a good 'un.

Oh, and lolkwerk :-)

Moothead2 · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:26

Just put a fair amount of tissue in the toilet to muffle the sound

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StriderX · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:26

I don't do these things in public, i make exceptions for extreme circumstances, but very rarely do have to do such things.

CONTROL YOUR BODY PEOPLE.

manic111 · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:26

Toilets are for pooing. I'm more concerned when somebody is in a cubicle and not pooing!

Raumarik · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:26

Never had a problem peddle dashing away, frankly that's what you are in there for. It's the silent ones I worry about..

Are they dead? are they ill? or are they fapping?

Chap at work use to have to hold it until he went home after work, although he'd urinate if he REALLY needed to in the staff bogs.

Kosmiche · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:43

I have hardly ever needed to poo in public, I'm regular as clockwork

Gooner Leroy · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:43

I just let rip, displaying my alpha maleness and assertig my dominance in the toilets

Tom0 · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:43

In desperation only.

I always paper the water, hate it when you drop a torpedo that causes a butt cheek drenching splash back. More so in a public toilet including paper on seat. Having discovered this though I do miss the rare poo that hit the water with no splash and made the same noise as a brick being thrown into a swimming pool. BULOOOP.

Kosmiche · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:46

I think all of us at some point in our lives will have seen a cubical with its interior walls smothered in excrement.

Whats that about, who are these people?

QlimaxUK · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:48

manic111 said:
Toilets are for pooing. I'm more concerned when somebody is in a cubicle and not pooing!

some like privacy, not having to stand next to someone

This may explain, I know its not the same issue but the privacy thing applies here
Swearing in video.

Raymond Lin · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:48

Work loos are all self contained with a wash hand basin, hand wash, paper towels and mirror. Basically an ensuite toilet.

I have no problem doing the deed at work, it has a heavy door and dense wall so no one can hear you.

sbi5ar · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:48

Public toilets need to play music to hide the sound of the plop!

gillywibble · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:49

Hedge said:
At least smart phones take the edge off waiting for someone else to vacate!

Are you saying there's an app for that?

Something Else · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:56

The plop sound does not bother me. Ill let rip happily, but I have to cover public toilet seats in toilet paper first.

Nix · 21 Jun 2013 at 18:00

Raymond Lin said:
Work loos are all self contained with a wash hand basin, hand wash, paper towels and mirror. Basically an ensuite toilet.

I have no problem doing the deed at work, it has a heavy door and dense wall so no one can hear you.

Excellent. You can really go to town on that sphincter.