Poor Dannii got a perpl foot :(

Diddums · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:24

Hull woman 'turns purple' as cocktail stick pierces her foot in freak accident
https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/new...news/hull-woman-turns-purple-cocktail-2423175
Dannii from Egton Street has revealed how she was left crying and in pain after the sharp wooden object speared her foot earlier this week
https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/new...news/hull-woman-turns-purple-cocktail-2423175

I nearly passed out but luckily Keith was there at the time.

Poor girl, all I can say is that GOD Keith was there. I hope she's gonna be ok

If anyone wants to start a Gofundme page please do, I'm sure I have a few pennies loose somewhere.

d_brennen · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:26

**** she's swollen up! Maybe the doctors missed the acute wood allergy :eek:

robfosters · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:29

This is news? Hull must be a very boring, dull place.

Dis86 · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:30

d_brennen said:
**** she's swollen up! Maybe the doctors missed the acute wood allergy

My wood has an allergy to her. Bah!

Gary* · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:30

I'm glad they obscured that number 19 on their front door.

Malevolence · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:30

Jesus wept, that diabetes hoof.

5punk3monk3y · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:30

Couldn't even be bothered to get dressed for the interview.....

OpenToSuggestions · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:31

You don't get many of them to the pound.

d_brennen · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:32

Maybe if she could see her foot she wouldn't be plonking it on sharp objects

5punk3monk3y said:
Couldn't even be bothered to get dressed for the interview.....

How can she with such a terrible boo-boo? Thank the lord for Keith

robfosters · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:32

Malevolence said:
Jesus wept, that diabetes hoof.

That’s peripheral edema. She’s not healthy at all.

Dis86 · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:34

robfosters said:
That’s peripheral edema. She’s not healthy at all.

You had to see the hoof to determine that?

Diddums · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:35

robfosters said:
This is news? Hull must be a very boring, dull place.

I don't know if you'll be able to see this as you're not on Facebook if I remember correctly, but it's pure, unfiltered gold.

https://www.facebook.com/angrypeopleinlocalnewspapers/

robfosters · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:36

Dis86 said:
You had to see the hoof to determine that?

Not really no. Just reading Danni from Hull was enough.

Freakbro · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:37

That can't be a serious article, it reads like The Daily Mash!

Dis86 · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:37

robfosters said:
Not really no. Just reading Danni from Hull was enough.

Dis86 · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:37

Freakbro said:
Daily Mash!

There's far too easy a joke in there.

5punk3monk3y · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:39

I think I've found the emergency message sent to get her in to the hospital -

hlp me cn u cb to nmbr 19 whr u dropped off da large battered kebab pizza w/ xtra beef n 3 cans of Coke as I've got me foot stuck in da recliner on my corner sofa I need to gt to A&E

robfosters · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:40

Diddums said:
I don't know if you'll be able to see this as you're not on Facebook if I remember correctly, but it's pure, unfiltered gold.

https://www.facebook.com/angrypeopleinlocalnewspapers/

I am on FB. That’s a good page. The things people get angry and run to the papers with can be quite hilarious

StriderX · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:49

Can we erase Hull?

I stepped on nail when i was like 7 probably risked some mild tetanus, i barely registered it except for the fact that it was making it hard to walk, pulled it out and ignored it happened.

Worthy · 14 Jan 2019 at 20:50

I stepped on a sewing needle that someone had dropped on the carpet once. It stuck in the carpet with the point facing upwards. It went in the bottom of my heel, and I felt it hit the bone. That is how you feel sick from stepping on something, Danni from Hull.

robfosters said:
Not really no. Just reading Danni from Hull was enough.

Haha!

Poor Dannii got a perpl foot :(

I haz 4090!