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I enjoy all of the series's for what they are. I do however find myself really loving Series 1+2 when i'm watching them and thinking how I wish more was like this but once i'm onto Series 3 and beyond i've forgotten :p
 
We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool. That's right. I am Queeg.
 
Glaucus said:
Casandra is indeed brilliant.
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Funny that is one of the few episodes I really never go to unless watching a series back to back. I'm the same with Holloship and Out of Time from seasons 5 and 6.

Antar Bolaeisk said:
Wonder if the title of the sixth episodes means there'll be no more after this (considering the title of the very first episode was paradoxically titled The End)
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I think you may be correct although I haven't seen anything official to confirm.

David_VI said:
What a guy!
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Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas
 
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Antar Bolaeisk said:
Wonder if the title of the sixth episodes means there'll be no more after this (considering the title of the very first episode was paradoxically titled The End)
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Ahh I'm guessing form the title this could be the episode that touches on what happened after the "Kneeing Death" incident. I only say this because at the end of that particular episode we were presented with The End...?

THE SMEG IT IS!
 
I'm so gorgeous, there's a six month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear, every time I am near!

only just noticed this thread and was unaware that a new series was comming out, this has now made my day.
 
If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
 
Holly: Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?

Rimmer: But five of them? . How can you manage to miss five black holes?

Holly: It's always the way, innit? You hang around for three million years in deep space and there hasn't been one, then all of a sudden five turn up at once.


That clip above just restored my hope that X will be funny. :D
 
Gunmen of the apocalypse, my favorite ever ep:

Rimmer: I don't know who you are, but boarding this vessel is an act of war, ergo we surrender! And as prisoners of war, I invoke the All Nations Agreement article number 39436175880932/B.

Kryten: 39436175880932/B? "All nations attending the conference are only allocated one car parking space?" Is that entirely relevant, sir? I mean, here we are in mortal danger and you're worried about the Chinese delegates bringing two cars.


Love RD so much, looking forward to it's return, fingers crossed for some classic moments :)
 
"OK, Rimmer. OK."

"OK?"

"OK."

"Is that a threat, Lister?"

"Yeah."

"Actually, "OK," Lister, is not a threat, technically speaking."

"It is when you mean it to mean what I mean it to mean, and I mean it to mean, OK, Rimmer, O-K!"

"No, Lister, "OK" is never a threat, no matter how many A's you put on the end."

"I'm going to pass the exams and become an officer."

"Oh, come on, wise up, Lister!"

"You'll have to salute me, Rimmer! You'll have to call me "sir!" You'll have to give me Kochanski! And me cigarettes!"

"And on that day, Lister, Satan will be skating to work."
 
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