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An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks:

a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants;

and

b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants."
 
My favourite quote ever, from anything-

Rimmer- "We attack tomorrow, under cover of daylight"
Kryten- "....Daylight sir?"
Rimmer- "Absolutely Kryten, its the last thing they'll be expecting, a daylight charge over the minefield"
 
Guys i just posted a new RD trailer from the new series thats coming :)
RED DWARF ftw!!!!!!!! as well as BOTTOM and the classic YOUNG ONES :P
80's an 90's were the decades for classic British humor
 
Cat: "Is that why no-one on the planet is brave, sexy, noble or charming?"
Rimmer: "All crimes here."
Cat: "I must be Public Enemy numbers one, two and three."

:D

Fave epsiode - Justice. Makes me cry with laughter when lister helps the psychopathic simulant to kill him ' does not compute' :D:D
 
Cat: "It's coming right at us! Put up the deflector shields!"

Kryten: "An excellent plan, sir, with only two small flaws. Firstly, we don't have any deflector shields, and secondly, we don't have any deflector shields. I realise that technically speaking that's only one flaw, but it was such a biggie I thought it was worth mentioning twice."
 
80's an 90's were the decades for classic British humor

late 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's, otherwise we miss all of the older classics:

- Dad's Army
- Porridge / Going Straight
- Some Mothers' Do Av Em
- Open All Hours (First series & Pilot)
- Fawlty Towers
- Are you being served
- The good life
- To the Manor Born

Red Dwarf is right up there with the older classics but it doesn't quite touch Dad's Army for me.
 
An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks:

a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants;

and

b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants."

Cat: "It's coming right at us! Put up the deflector shields!"

Kryten: "An excellent plan, sir, with only two small flaws. Firstly, we don't have any deflector shields, and secondly, we don't have any deflector shields. I realise that technically speaking that's only one flaw, but it was such a biggie I thought it was worth mentioning twice."

Cat: I've got it! We laser our way through.
Kryten: An excellent plan, with just two drawbacks: One, we don't have a power source for lasers; and Two, we don't have any lasers.
 
late 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's, otherwise we miss all of the older classics:

- Dad's Army
- Porridge / Going Straight
- Some Mothers' Do Av Em
- Open All Hours (First series & Pilot)
- Fawlty Towers
- Are you being served
- The good life
- To the Manor Born

Red Dwarf is right up there with the older classics but it doesn't quite touch Dad's Army for me.

You Forget:

Monty Pythons Flying Circus-ss-ss!

Not the Nine o'clock News

&

How to Be a Little S*d
 
Please please PLEASEEEEE GOD let this be as good as it used to be! series 6 was the pinnacle for me, if it has no live audience I will get all shouty and pre menstral lol
 
One of my favourite episodes is D.N.A, where Kryten is geneticlaly modified into humans, and cannot understand the differences of being human.

Kryten: Is this normal?
Lister: Taking pictures of it and showing your mates, no its not normal!
 
"The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society"
 
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