Post your cracker jokes!

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.


What's Santa's favourite pizza?

One that's deep pan, crisp and even.


What do you call Mrs Santa Claus?

Mary Christmas.
 
Got this in two crackers:

Where do snowmen go to dance?
The Snowball

Then possibly the worst joke I have ever seen:

How do you hire a horse?
Put it on some bricks

/facepalm
 
I'm not sure why this was in a cracker but...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

If you can't guess the answer then you're an idiot.
 
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