25 Dec 2011 at 13:55 #1 RomanNose RomanNose Soldato Joined 20 Aug 2010 Posts 8,201 What's the best parting gift? A comb.
25 Dec 2011 at 14:09 #2 Cosimo Cosimo Man of Honour Joined 9 Jan 2007 Posts 164,702 Location Metropolis What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.
25 Dec 2011 at 14:41 #3 Cosimo Cosimo Man of Honour Joined 9 Jan 2007 Posts 164,702 Location Metropolis Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy. What's Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even. What do you call Mrs Santa Claus? Mary Christmas.
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy. What's Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even. What do you call Mrs Santa Claus? Mary Christmas.
25 Dec 2011 at 14:45 #4 V4NT0M V4NT0M Soldato Joined 18 Jan 2007 Posts 19,845 Location Land of the Scots Got this in two crackers: Where do snowmen go to dance? Spoiler The Snowball Then possibly the worst joke I have ever seen: How do you hire a horse? Spoiler Put it on some bricks /facepalm
Got this in two crackers: Where do snowmen go to dance? Spoiler The Snowball Then possibly the worst joke I have ever seen: How do you hire a horse? Spoiler Put it on some bricks /facepalm
25 Dec 2011 at 14:50 #5 Derek W Derek W Soldato Joined 1 Oct 2008 Posts 12,908 Location Designing Buildings simulatorman said: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money. Click to expand... ann summers style christmas crackers!
simulatorman said: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money. Click to expand... ann summers style christmas crackers!
25 Dec 2011 at 14:51 #6 Stewy Stewy Soldato Joined 16 Feb 2009 Posts 16,078 Location :) Enjoyed it though.
25 Dec 2011 at 15:12 #7 utajoker utajoker Soldato Joined 13 Jan 2006 Posts 21,072 Location Wigan Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because it has Greece at the bottom.
25 Dec 2011 at 15:12 #8 Kosmiche Kosmiche Permabanned Joined 3 Oct 2009 Posts 14,033 Location North Wales Was gonna post mine but I'm ashamed at how **** it is.
25 Dec 2011 at 15:15 #9 Beanieboybob Beanieboybob Associate Joined 4 Feb 2011 Posts 55 Location Cheshire Why are dogs rubbish dancers? Because they have two left legs.
25 Dec 2011 at 15:21 #10 SeraphX SeraphX Soldato Joined 7 Jun 2010 Posts 7,166 Location Sussex How do you start a polar bear race? Spoiler Say; Ready, Teddy, GO!
25 Dec 2011 at 15:22 #11 Glaucus Glaucus Man of Honour Joined 11 Mar 2004 Posts 76,637 Q: what happened to the Hyena who swallowed an oxo cube? A: He made a laughing stock of himself
25 Dec 2011 at 15:29 #12 Sgt Tackleberry Sgt Tackleberry Associate Joined 28 Oct 2010 Posts 2,446 Location Colchester What do trees and dogs have in common..... Bark!.
25 Dec 2011 at 15:52 #13 jmc007 jmc007 Soldato Joined 6 Mar 2009 Posts 4,925 Location In training. What kind of sandles do frogs wear? Spoiler Open-toad.
25 Dec 2011 at 15:53 #14 lcg lcg Associate Joined 7 Apr 2009 Posts 2,015 Location London What did the beaver say to the tree? Spoiler Nice to gnaw you.
25 Dec 2011 at 15:57 #15 G-MAN2004 G-MAN2004 Caporegime Joined 4 Jul 2004 Posts 30,769 They are seriously so awful, I won't even bother posting them.
25 Dec 2011 at 16:24 #16 steve-h steve-h Soldato Joined 21 Nov 2008 Posts 4,663 I'm not sure why this was in a cracker but... Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Spoiler If you can't guess the answer then you're an idiot.
I'm not sure why this was in a cracker but... Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Spoiler If you can't guess the answer then you're an idiot.
25 Dec 2011 at 16:45 #17 GTAMADDOG GTAMADDOG Associate Joined 19 Jun 2010 Posts 1,196 Location Gloucestershire How do you stop a Skunk from smelling? Spoiler Hold it's nose Oh dear...
25 Dec 2011 at 16:52 #18 mattjd mattjd Associate Joined 16 Feb 2010 Posts 2,053 Location Malvern, England What do you call a sheep underneath a rain cloud? A sheep that is under the weather.
25 Dec 2011 at 17:19 #19 KingArthur KingArthur Permabanned Joined 11 Dec 2011 Posts 171 Location Manchester what do cows do for fun? Go to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIES!!
25 Dec 2011 at 17:22 #20 Jongo Jongo Soldato Joined 2 Mar 2006 Posts 3,193 Location The Wirral What does a snail use to polish its shell? Snail Polish.