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hmmmmmmmmmmmm
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i was joking
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
you cant be to random though
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
if your geek random then your not funny
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
your just a parody of shi#ness
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
film me talking reminiscing about my memoirs in front of a log fire
Danny says:
no we'd do good
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
the story revolves around my memoirs
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
aah it was the height of summer and i had just discovered cr#ck c#caine
Danny says:
i think about stories involving real vandalism - where actual vandilism is required to make the movie - like sticking a hundred portraits of rolf harris around a town to make some kind of point or whatever
Danny says:
haha
Danny says:
yeh
Danny says:
i imagine one of us as a kind of willy wonka lookalike - but in our 80's - with a grey top hat and grey everything making a fool of his mouth
Danny says:
trying to spread diseases
Danny says:
haha
Danny says:
catch diseases by silly means a and distribute them in equally senile ways
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ahh when i was 30 i had moved to east russia, those were good days. I bested Jessica fletcher in a round of gin rummy.... but that wasnt the only foolhardy thing to happen that winter
Danny says:
lolz
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i had a gammy leg and was going nowhere
Danny says:
yeah one of the characters - Dixon Hawthorn perhpas has to have a gammy body part
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
except to the top of the local gin drinkers society league table
Danny says:
w'll have a sketch kind of show where its random comdy - and a ongoing drama series
Danny says:
a gammy shin
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i can tell you i drunk gin that winter like a common house wife
Danny says:
Oi! watch my gammy shin
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i was plastered all winter and ...yes the rumours were true i kicked a peasant
Danny says:
i think we need a victorian set piece - based in fowlis wester in 1859 - we are a rueful bunch - but everyone has a dirty little secret
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
wed be better than the peep show guys sketch show
Danny says:
this is absolute gold - i cant believe how none of us ave excelled in this form of creativity yet
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
resources
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i think all day about how to be funny in a random way
You can proberly make a story out of that and sell it to the BBC.
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i was joking
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
you cant be to random though
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
if your geek random then your not funny
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
your just a parody of shi#ness
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
film me talking reminiscing about my memoirs in front of a log fire
Danny says:
no we'd do good
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
the story revolves around my memoirs
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
aah it was the height of summer and i had just discovered cr#ck c#caine
Danny says:
i think about stories involving real vandalism - where actual vandilism is required to make the movie - like sticking a hundred portraits of rolf harris around a town to make some kind of point or whatever
Danny says:
haha
Danny says:
yeh
Danny says:
i imagine one of us as a kind of willy wonka lookalike - but in our 80's - with a grey top hat and grey everything making a fool of his mouth
Danny says:
trying to spread diseases
Danny says:
haha
Danny says:
catch diseases by silly means a and distribute them in equally senile ways
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ahh when i was 30 i had moved to east russia, those were good days. I bested Jessica fletcher in a round of gin rummy.... but that wasnt the only foolhardy thing to happen that winter
Danny says:
lolz
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i had a gammy leg and was going nowhere
Danny says:
yeah one of the characters - Dixon Hawthorn perhpas has to have a gammy body part
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
except to the top of the local gin drinkers society league table
Danny says:
w'll have a sketch kind of show where its random comdy - and a ongoing drama series
Danny says:
a gammy shin
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i can tell you i drunk gin that winter like a common house wife
Danny says:
Oi! watch my gammy shin
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i was plastered all winter and ...yes the rumours were true i kicked a peasant
Danny says:
i think we need a victorian set piece - based in fowlis wester in 1859 - we are a rueful bunch - but everyone has a dirty little secret
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
wed be better than the peep show guys sketch show
Danny says:
this is absolute gold - i cant believe how none of us ave excelled in this form of creativity yet
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
resources
BRING DOWN THE SATALITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i think all day about how to be funny in a random way
You can proberly make a story out of that and sell it to the BBC.
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Scuzi said:
lol class
X says:
there is a long long history
X says:
between england and france
Z says:
french ******
X says:
lol
Zsays:
H* THE FRENCH
Z says:
totally man
Z says:
if i had 1 nuke i would bomb them *****
X says:
lol
Z says:
serious
Z says:
i h8 them *****
Z- says:
i mean...wtf is with there birds not shaving ffs
Z- says:
hairy women should be shot imo
Z says:
ruined a holiday of mine that did
Z says:
pulled a stunner
X says:
LOL
X says:
LOOOOOOL
Z says:
took her back to hotel
Z says:
she drops her knickers
Z says:
and FFS
Z says:
hair everywhere
Xsays:
LOL
Z says:
not pretty
X says:
WTF LOL
Z says:
serious man it was like a forest
Xsays:
LOLOOOLOL
Xsays:
wrff LOL
Z says:
just plain wrong
X says:
lol
Z- says:
***** it anyway
X says:
conversation of the year
Z- says:
but it just wasn't right
Z- says:
couldnt take my mind of the 'bush'
Z- says:
weird...****** weird
Z says:
the lot of em
Z- says:
kill em all imo
Z- says:
right m8
Zsays:
i better go
X says:
LOL
X says:
wifes reading innit
Xsays:
LOL
Z- says:
lol
Z- says:
busted
Z- says:
nn m8
X says:
nn
X is ME
Z is my friend.
Not posting real MSN name. So replaced with X, Z.
Sorry for the swearies. Thought its best to keep original convo.
there is a long long history
X says:
between england and france
Z says:
french ******
X says:
lol
Zsays:
H* THE FRENCH
Z says:
totally man
Z says:
if i had 1 nuke i would bomb them *****
X says:
lol
Z says:
serious
Z says:
i h8 them *****
Z- says:
i mean...wtf is with there birds not shaving ffs
Z- says:
hairy women should be shot imo
Z says:
ruined a holiday of mine that did
Z says:
pulled a stunner
X says:
LOL
X says:
LOOOOOOL
Z says:
took her back to hotel
Z says:
she drops her knickers
Z says:
and FFS
Z says:
hair everywhere
Xsays:
LOL
Z says:
not pretty
X says:
WTF LOL
Z says:
serious man it was like a forest
Xsays:
LOLOOOLOL
Xsays:
wrff LOL
Z says:
just plain wrong
X says:
lol
Z- says:
***** it anyway
X says:
conversation of the year
Z- says:
but it just wasn't right
Z- says:
couldnt take my mind of the 'bush'
Z- says:
weird...****** weird
Z says:
the lot of em
Z- says:
kill em all imo
Z- says:
right m8
Zsays:
i better go
X says:
LOL
X says:
wifes reading innit
Xsays:
LOL
Z- says:
lol
Z- says:
busted
Z- says:
nn m8
X says:
nn
X is ME
Z is my friend.
Not posting real MSN name. So replaced with X, Z.
Sorry for the swearies. Thought its best to keep original convo.
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^ Not enough stars in the world to cover up the swearing in your post 
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hmmmmmmmmmm
I want people to bring down the cameras in the sky by the use of a rousing msn name.
Dont judge me.
teaboy5 said:
I want people to bring down the cameras in the sky by the use of a rousing msn name.
Dont judge me.
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You need to edit out the swearing ASAP or you'll get banned.Lolcb said:
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I was added to this conversation part way through:
Ben says:
around the 17th
Ben says:
?
Chris says:
que?
Ben says:
when does your term end chris
Chris says:
**** knows
Ben says:
look it up
Chris says:
probably mid march?
Ben says:
so would be good to go away 24th/25th?
Ben says:
H?
Rich/H says:
as long as i use up my holiday during march i dont care
Chris says:
ends March 16
Ben says:
ok, so if we aim for that w/e plus a couple of other days
Chris says:
sorry, we're arranging what here?
Rich/H says:
a holiday
Chris says:
oh ok
Chris says:
have we talked about this before? i feel like some knowledge is being assumed on my part
Ben says:
you might have been drunk at the time
Ben says:
around the 17th
Ben says:
?
Chris says:
que?
Ben says:
when does your term end chris
Chris says:
**** knows
Ben says:
look it up
Chris says:
probably mid march?
Ben says:
so would be good to go away 24th/25th?
Ben says:
H?
Rich/H says:
as long as i use up my holiday during march i dont care
Chris says:
ends March 16
Ben says:
ok, so if we aim for that w/e plus a couple of other days
Chris says:
sorry, we're arranging what here?
Rich/H says:
a holiday
Chris says:
oh ok
Chris says:
have we talked about this before? i feel like some knowledge is being assumed on my part
Ben says:
you might have been drunk at the time
Code:
(18:43) Friend: hey
(18:44) Me: hi
(18:44) Friend: hows u?
(18:44) Me: cunfused
(18:44) Me: lol
(18:44) Me: u
(18:44) Friend: lol still
(18:44) Me: yup
(18:56) Friend: haha soz it doesnt come out till next week
(18:56) Me: ermm ok ?
(18:57) Friend: but s1 play still gives u the times ... there is nothing on at cinema
(18:57) Me: u ment to b talking to me??? i dont think so
(18:57) Friend: nope
(18:58) Friend: hahaha
(18:59) Friend: bet that confused u more
Code:
Believe It. says:
heh it was me as well. can't remember when i was last on dow online though
Believe It. says:
anyway, bleach and bed. nn
Chieftec 360w > Antec 550w. Soon I will have you working my dear x1950pro says:
lol
Chieftec 360w > Antec 550w. Soon I will have you working my dear x1950pro says:
nn
Session Start: Mon May 22 23:25:47 2006
Session Ident: Purity
<HangTime> [email protected]
<Purity> thats outdated I suppose
<Purity> :<
<HangTime> probably
<Purity> i had a new email
<Purity> :X
<Purity> but lost it
<HangTime> last email from that address august 2002
<Purity> he switched provider since
<Purity> because he moved
<Purity> i had the new one but i think was the only one hehe
<Purity> how are you doing anyway
Session Close: Tue May 23 00:00:00 2006
Got a couple of more recent logs, but that's the most recent which would class as a conversation.
Session Ident: Purity
<HangTime> [email protected]
<Purity> thats outdated I suppose
<Purity> :<
<HangTime> probably
<Purity> i had a new email
<Purity> :X
<Purity> but lost it
<HangTime> last email from that address august 2002
<Purity> he switched provider since
<Purity> because he moved
<Purity> i had the new one but i think was the only one hehe
<Purity> how are you doing anyway
Session Close: Tue May 23 00:00:00 2006
Got a couple of more recent logs, but that's the most recent which would class as a conversation.
Lunchtime at the office
Chris: Did you stink that toilet out?
Beel: Yep, left the door wide open so all the L&P clients could smell it on the way up
Chris: your a scumbag!!!!
Beel: Phil's whistling the lord's ****** prayer again
Beel: why does phil have to tell me when he goes to have tea: "Cup of tea now Bill"?
Chris: I don't know...He's Weird!!
Beel: His sambo's on the table. Lets put some paper clips in it
Chris: Go for it...your closer!!
Beel: I could spit on it from here
Chris: Feel free!!
Beel: sketch, he's back
Beel: too late,
Beel: any more clevage websites?
Chris: Did you stink that toilet out?
Beel: Yep, left the door wide open so all the L&P clients could smell it on the way up
Chris: your a scumbag!!!!
Beel: Phil's whistling the lord's ****** prayer again
Beel: why does phil have to tell me when he goes to have tea: "Cup of tea now Bill"?
Chris: I don't know...He's Weird!!
Beel: His sambo's on the table. Lets put some paper clips in it
Chris: Go for it...your closer!!
Beel: I could spit on it from here
Chris: Feel free!!
Beel: sketch, he's back
Beel: too late,
Beel: any more clevage websites?
You picked quite a good time to ask this.. just had an interesting convo with an old mate from home.
"Jason says:
check out the creation outside of the catholic church on my photo, lovvvvl
Rob says:
man! is that at home?
Rob says:
is there much snow?
Jason says:
lol, yeah
Jason says:
got it all off the road outside ya house
Rob says:
im coming back tmrw, goin out in Oxford.. will the huge dinkle still be there?
Jason says:
no, Rich rugby tackled it
Rob says:
dammit
Jason says:
makng an 8footer tomorrow though
Rob says:
lol
Rob says:
i will be back about 2pm to help out
Jason says:
a permanent feature of <old guy in the villages> front garden!!
Jason says:
not doin it early mate, got work
Rob says:
arhar
Jason says:
we made this one at half 11"
Needless to say, a massive snow based dinkle had been erected outside the local Catholic church.. genius!
"Jason says:
check out the creation outside of the catholic church on my photo, lovvvvl
Rob says:
man! is that at home?
Rob says:
is there much snow?
Jason says:
lol, yeah
Jason says:
got it all off the road outside ya house
Rob says:
im coming back tmrw, goin out in Oxford.. will the huge dinkle still be there?
Jason says:
no, Rich rugby tackled it
Rob says:
dammit
Jason says:
makng an 8footer tomorrow though
Rob says:
lol
Rob says:
i will be back about 2pm to help out
Jason says:
a permanent feature of <old guy in the villages> front garden!!
Jason says:
not doin it early mate, got work
Rob says:
arhar
Jason says:
we made this one at half 11"
Needless to say, a massive snow based dinkle had been erected outside the local Catholic church.. genius!
Last 2 for me:
FréddÎé³® says :
lol
- SmarterChild says :
What's so funny?
FréddÎé³® says :
you
- SmarterChild says :
Oh please.
------------------------------------------
Jen says :
u there?
FréddÎé³® says :
well that depends...
Jen says :
need help with something
FréddÎé³® says :
how interesting
Jen says :
:/ pwease help?
FréddÎé³® says :
how interesting
Jen says :
fine do what you like, your the one that looses out
FréddÎé³® says :
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
loose out on what?
norks?
Jen says :
FréddÎé³® says :
omgwtfboobies!
Jen says :
hahaha ** easy
there you go ive sent a pic of the problem
FréddÎé³® says :
funny
for someone who claims constantly, to be smarter than me, your overlooking the most obvious thing
Jen says :
which is....
FréddÎé³® says :
having power connected usually works
Jen says :
.........
erm lol
/embarrised
FréddÎé³® says :
you soo owe me one
Nothing terribly amazing tbh.
FréddÎé³® says :
lol
- SmarterChild says :
What's so funny?
FréddÎé³® says :
you
- SmarterChild says :
Oh please.
------------------------------------------
Jen says :
u there?
FréddÎé³® says :
well that depends...
Jen says :
need help with something
FréddÎé³® says :
how interesting
Jen says :
:/ pwease help?
FréddÎé³® says :
how interesting
Jen says :
fine do what you like, your the one that looses out
FréddÎé³® says :
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
loose out on what?
norks?
Jen says :
FréddÎé³® says :
omgwtfboobies!
Jen says :
hahaha ** easy
there you go ive sent a pic of the problem
FréddÎé³® says :
funny
for someone who claims constantly, to be smarter than me, your overlooking the most obvious thing
Jen says :
which is....
FréddÎé³® says :
having power connected usually works
Jen says :
.........
erm lol
/embarrised
FréddÎé³® says :
you soo owe me one
Nothing terribly amazing tbh.