Postal III - Based on the Source engine

Fr0dders · 29 Dec 2011 at 13:13

Lethagized said:
And here's me thinking the op made a spelling mistake meaning portal 3 and everyone else going along with it taking the ****. I've never actually heard of postal 3.

So named after the phrase 'going postal'

Inazuma · 29 Dec 2011 at 13:49

*Turn up to thread expecting Portal 3 news*

*Awkwardly step away*

FrenchTart · 29 Dec 2011 at 14:04

MrLOL said:
So named after the phrase 'going postal'

Ironic given that's what Neil did when he edited all hist posts and left the forums in a huff, too.

stoke1863 · 4 Jan 2012 at 23:31

Postal 3 Quicklook

http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-postal-iii/17-5478/

For anyone who wants to subject their self to this

this looks absolutley awful

stoke1863 · 5 Jan 2012 at 00:01

Here is a quicklook by the giantbomb guys

http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-postal-iii/17-5478/

this is just terrible

Sh3rlock · 5 Jan 2012 at 00:04

That does look terrible.

SkeeterUK · 5 Jan 2012 at 01:00

Gfx were better than normal game, when they sniffed the cat knip (person playing said that) or whatever it was, i just was skipping and saw that bit.

Reaper 392 · 5 Jan 2012 at 01:15

dammit, this is the 3rd postal thread ive clicked on thinking it said portal :mad:

ScarySquirrel · 5 Jan 2012 at 01:50

Wow, that looks completely utterly terrible. The thought of playing it myself, alone in my room, actually made me feel a little depressed.

Neil79 · 5 Jan 2012 at 01:52

FrenchTart said:
Ironic given that's what Neil did when he edited all hist posts and left the forums in a huff, too.

I went postal for two months

, but anyway that video looks terrible it's better suited on the console

G-MAN2004 · 5 Jan 2012 at 01:55

I've never heard of Postal. Have I missed out?

buchtis · 5 Jan 2012 at 02:00

This looks abysmal from the footage i've seen so far. I've never actually played any of these Postal games but i've just had a look of a playthrough of Postal 2 and it looks so much better than this garbage. Reminds me of the Soldier of Fortune game from 3-4 years ago.

Klo · 5 Jan 2012 at 02:21

stoke1863 said:
Here is a quicklook by the giantbomb guys

http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-postal-iii/17-5478/

this is just terrible

Looks so awful.

Gimpymoo · 5 Jan 2012 at 02:56

lolism said:
What on earth happened to this, was it not suposed to be released on 21st December?

Not surprising.

Would you want to release a new title during the Steam sale?

That would be SUICIDE but then again, after watching that vid, maybe suicide would have been a better choice?

I love Postal but that looks PANTS, they licensed the source engine for this?

BobbyBBB · 5 Jan 2012 at 03:44

Looks bad but the guy playing is REALLY terrible.

Kosmiche · 5 Jan 2012 at 07:16

Nah, if it was actually a GOOD game it would be missing the point.

Its supposed to be a schlocky sort of game. The gaming equivalent of drinking tequila.

Kosmiche · 5 Jan 2012 at 07:17

pestt · 5 Jan 2012 at 07:46

Not exactly a contender for the 'graphical benchmarks' thread is it..
Like a ******* love child of Duke Nukem.

The Dread Pirate · 5 Jan 2012 at 11:47

Heh Postal

gotta play this who cares if it's not graphically brilliant or lacking story the 1st two were exactly the same just a bit of chaotic fun!

Plus you gotta love Mr P.Dude

IIDeathCubeKII · 5 Jan 2012 at 13:34

G-MAN2004 said:
I've never heard of Postal. Have I missed out?

No, you haven't.