Practical Jokes

Grrrrr said:
Changing the auto-replace settings in MS Office to change a common word like 'the' to something like 'effyouseekay' or 'i like bum sex with big black men in womens clothes' etc etc
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nah, gotta do it subtley when someone's doing coursework late and rushing it. Something like changing 'but' to gay does the trick.
 
Grrrrr said:
Changing the auto-replace settings in MS Office to change a common word like 'the' to something like 'effyouseekay' or 'i like bum sex with big black men in womens clothes' etc etc
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Thats epic, I like it :D Would work a treat on a few of my "non technical" friends :p

basmic said:
Cling film, stretched over the loo. :D
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Its been done ;)


My finest ever was when our college did a fun run, I was put in charge of carrying the two BIGGEST ever containers of drinking water to a local park with a mate during the lunch hour ready for all of the participants to drink at the finish line.

I had been in hospital a few weeks earlier for an operation and was given very strong laxitives to take before I went......I had some spare.....I'll say no more.
 
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Nazbit said:
My finest ever was when our college did a fun run, I was put in charge of carrying the two BIGGEST ever containers of drinking water to a local park with a mate during the lunch hour ready for all of the participants to drink at the finish line.

I had been in hospital a few weeks earlier for an operation and was given very strong laxitives to take before I went......I had some spare.....I'll say no more.
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EVIL!!! :p ;) :)
 
At our halls I decided to get my entire flat as a nice send off for the year, (it was the last weekend). A few days earlier we'd heard some strange noise from this empty room that got us all a bit shook up.

I decided to exploit that, I made a website detailing all these hauntings and horrific crimes that went on in our flat. Then read it all out to them when we were all in one room, was absolutely awesome, never seen anythin so funny, 4 people screaming, 2 of them were crying.

Awesome.

The site is here if anyone wants to look. We go to Leeds Uni and our halls is called Oxley and we were in J Block.
 
anksta said:
At our halls I decided to get my entire flat as a nice send off for the year, (it was the last weekend). A few days earlier we'd heard some strange noise from this empty room that got us all a bit shook up.

I decided to exploit that, I made a website detailing all these hauntings and horrific crimes that went on in our flat. Then read it all out to them when we were all in one room, was absolutely awesome, never seen anythin so funny, 4 people screaming, 2 of them were crying.

Awesome.

The site is here if anyone wants to look. We go to Leeds Uni and our halls is called Oxley and we were in J Block.
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Lol mate that is fantastic, though did you really make this website up? :D
 
Have we all heard the one with the foam fire extinguisher?

Well, I heard it is possible to take apart a foam fire extinguisher, and fill the bowl of a toilet with one chemical, and the flushing system with the other. (as they work by the two chemicals mixing together.)

I have heard that it will fill a cubical in less than a few seconds :D
 
woodsy2k said:
Have we all heard the one with the foam fire extinguisher?

Well, I heard it is possible to take apart a foam fire extinguisher, and fill the bowl of a toilet with one chemical, and the flushing system with the other. (as they work by the two chemicals mixing together.)

I have heard that it will fill a cubical in less than a few seconds :D
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Genius!!


A couple of month back there was a guy at work who was leaving so when he was on his lunch break in the canteen we wrapped his car up with cling film.

Took him hours to get it all off :D
 
Grrrrr said:
Changing the auto-replace settings in MS Office to change a common word like 'the' to something like 'effyouseekay' or 'i like bum sex with big black men in womens clothes' etc etc
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On coursework hand in days, when people are just polishing off their write-ups while simultaneiously running around to complete the practical work, do a find and replace for a common noun and replace it with your chosen offensive noun. Same with verbs if you want or anything really just so long as it's the same word type.

I was very cautious of this happening to me on my D&T coursework hand in day actually :eek:
 
Grrrrr said:
Changing the auto-replace settings in MS Office to change a common word like 'the' to something like 'effyouseekay' or 'i like bum sex with big black men in womens clothes' etc etc
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<3 <3 <3 good one x 100 :D imma gunna try that, thou might try replacing the letter a with b, b with c, d with e etc
 
Grrrrr said:
Changing the auto-replace settings in MS Office to change a common word like 'the' to something like 'effyouseekay' or 'i like bum sex with big black men in womens clothes' etc etc
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did that to this guy in work, everytime he wrote his name 'Tom' it would change to 'Tommeh' :) but couldn't figure it out, so he just sent letters out to customers from 'Tommeh', lol


-good one for school or sometimes work, if someone has a sports bag with them, when they're not in the room, empty it, turn the bag inside out and put all the stuff back in + rezip it up from inside, looks dumb and has no straps to pick it up with :D



-edit, anksta just read your uni story, thats AWESOME
 
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at uni, my boyfriend had some flatmates who always woke him up at like 3 in the morning after they'd all been out drinking. all their rooms were directly opposite eachother, so his idea was that one night when they were out, take everything out of each of their rooms and replace it in the opposite room, in the same place as it was in their own. Bring on thr drunken confusion.
We never got to do it unfortunately, but im sure the hard work would have been worth it!
 
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