Prank time.

Commit suicide by hanging yourself in the hallway when they are all out. That way, when they come in the first thing they see is you hanging from the light fixing. They'll all panic after the initial shock and fall over, in a proper brown trouser inducing moment and they'll love it. Joke's on them!

Also, rig up a camera to the door so that when it opens we get a picture of their faces.

Upload it here when you're done. Thanks OP.
 
Place advert on gumtree for a bright pink Mini Cooper with pink leather interior and all the usual gadgets, set price £4000 lower than similar Mini Cooper, put mates name and phone number on advert, laugh as he has to disappoint women not only in bed but hundreds over the phone as well :)
 
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Place advert on gumtree for a bright pink Mini Cooper with pink leather interior and all the usual gadgets, set price £4000 lower than similar Mini Cooper, put mates name and phone number on advert, laugh as he has to disappoint women not only in bed but over the phone as well :)

Hahaha, must remember this one :)

Edit: If you see an increadible offer on a car on the Belfast gumtree this evening, ignore :)
 
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