Laxatives in their coffee/milk. Lots of laxatives.
Poo in their beds.

Get Platinum87 to beat them up.
Brick up the door to the kitchen,

Place advert on gumtree for a bright pink Mini Cooper with pink leather interior and all the usual gadgets, set price £4000 lower than similar Mini Cooper, put mates name and phone number on advert, laugh as he has to disappoint women not only in bed but over the phone as well![]()


Fist them.. IN THE VAGINA.
