Problems with my line manager

dacads · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:40

I'm in love with the co co

SPG · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:41

You have no-moral fibre and deserve to be treated like a battery chicken.

NooBish AbbZ · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:48

Tell him he's a lemon.

Judgeneo · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:51

You have no fibre because you are a fruit and deserve to be squeezed and put into drinks

mattyfez · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:57

maccapacca said:
I'd really like to make a good impression but I can't.

I think he might be a bit slow.

I read the thread title and it seems I've been beaten to it.

Maybe he's just not a lime and tonic guy, have you tried bribing him with a sloe gin?

Akagi · 5 Mar 2015 at 21:25

Choo choo *crash*

Arsonist · 5 Mar 2015 at 21:38

I personally think the stock images of limes on google are way overused. I mean, even I've used a stock image of a lime before.

zegna · 5 Mar 2015 at 21:44

Don't let those limes squeeze you brah

Sliver · 5 Mar 2015 at 21:47

Aristotle once said:

A world without fruit is fruitless.

Once I've completed building my time travel gymnasium, I'll be paying him a visit and dishing out some serious pain.

Malevolence · 5 Mar 2015 at 21:49

Acme said:
Choo choo *crash*

Pawnless Endgame · 5 Mar 2015 at 21:53

maccapacca said:
I thought we got on well but lately he just stares at his monitor all day mumbling about letterboxes.

Does his mumblings about letterboxes involve pulling down his pants... m'kay, hover his buttcheeks over the letterbox... and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog... m'kay? Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Let me assure you, there is nothing funny... about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin' letterbox, m'kay, droppin' his pants then... turnin' around... squattin' over that letterbox, m'kay, maybe... maybe pullin' his buttcheeks apart with his hands, m'kay, and then layin' out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

Akagi · 5 Mar 2015 at 21:55

Malevolence said:
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This thread is a train wreck. :D

NickK · 5 Mar 2015 at 22:01

doofer said:
I think it's just a case of sour grapes.

Just about to say the relationship has gone sour..

DJMK4 · 5 Mar 2015 at 22:05

If the juice is worth the squeeze

Taste his juice

If he's not In to that, tell him you will resign

NickK · 5 Mar 2015 at 22:07

russell664 · 5 Mar 2015 at 22:09

danza said:
Limes. The citrus world's biggest con. They're just under ripe lemons.

Or maybe it's the other way round? Hmm...

Nope it's certainly the first one.

Sliver · 5 Mar 2015 at 22:11

Harmony. Can we not just co-exist in harmony people ?

russell664 · 5 Mar 2015 at 22:13

No, what is this 'harmony'you speak of?

mattyfez · 5 Mar 2015 at 22:16

scotty365 · 5 Mar 2015 at 22:29

Does he have scurvy? If he doesn't then I would be very VERY suspicious and you would be right to have a problem with his lack of bad breath..... CHOO CHOOOOOO