Proving Love

Danger Phoenix · 14 Aug 2008 at 02:54

This girl (who I like) and I were just randomly talking, and she told me to prove to her that I love her. Now she is just messing around, so I need help thinking of a jokey way to prove to her that I love her, lol!

Any ideas people?

Carzy · 14 Aug 2008 at 02:56

It's not going to be love if you have to prove it.

Danger Phoenix · 14 Aug 2008 at 02:57

Carzy said:
It's not going to be love if you have to prove it.

It's just something which she doesn't expect me to do, but I just want to do something for the sake of it

Slinky1989 · 14 Aug 2008 at 02:58

stick.....it......in......her.......pooper?

Margaret · 14 Aug 2008 at 02:59

Show her this thread.

Danger Phoenix · 14 Aug 2008 at 02:59

"slinky" said:
stick.....it......in......her.......pooper?

I knew someone was going to say something like that

Serious answers please!

Carzy · 14 Aug 2008 at 03:00

Danger Phoenix said:
It's just something which she doesn't expect me to do, but I just want to do something for the sake of it

She probably doesn't expect you to rape her.

Give it a go.

Spektor · 14 Aug 2008 at 03:06

Break into her house, cover all her stuff in your own feces and kill any pets she might have using their blood to write "they could never love you like I can" on the wall in foot high letters. Profit.

Pixel · 14 Aug 2008 at 03:08

Spektor said:
Break into her house, cover all her stuff in your own feces and kill any pets she might have using their blood to write "they could never love you like I can" on the wall in foot high letters. Profit.

Seconding this.

Danger Phoenix · 14 Aug 2008 at 03:11

Come on guys... stop being silly now

ChoÞÞer · 14 Aug 2008 at 03:27

Get your donger on out on cam.

And then say to her, you love her that much.

GeForce · 14 Aug 2008 at 03:28

Danger Phoenix said:
Come on guys... stop being silly now

This is GD at half 3 in the morning, were you really expecting sensible answers?!

neoboy · 14 Aug 2008 at 03:29

Paint a tank pink, drive it to her house and propose. Mind that has been done but hopefully she hasn't heard of that.

Danger Phoenix · 14 Aug 2008 at 03:29

GeForce said:
This is GD at half 3 in the morning, were you really expecting sensible answers?!

You trying to tell me that there are only idiots online at this time? :confused:

neoboy · 14 Aug 2008 at 03:29

Danger Phoenix said:
You trying to tell me that there are only idiots online at this time?

Welcome to the club.

Akira · 14 Aug 2008 at 03:38

Send her a beheaded squirrel with the note "Unlike this squirrel, my love for you will never die"

EdGey · 14 Aug 2008 at 03:48

lol guys xD

buy her a car

Gackt · 14 Aug 2008 at 03:58

Spektor said:
Break into her house, cover all her stuff in your own feces and kill any pets she might have using their blood to write "they could never love you like I can" on the wall in foot high letters. Profit.

This.

Dogoid · 14 Aug 2008 at 04:21

say to her that you fancy a night in to watch a dvd and stick irreversible on, and forward it to the infamous 9 min rape scene , then tell her you love her like this . then masturbate.

Flukester · 14 Aug 2008 at 05:41

Carzy said:
She probably doesn't expect you to rape her.

Give it a go.

rape, just like your post, is not funny... :rolleyes:

the amount of times rape gets mentioned as a gag on this forum is actually pretty worrying