Proving Love

Carzy · 14 Aug 2008 at 12:58

dmpoole said:
It is a fact that the more you pay for a ring the more you love them.

I agree. A lump of useless rock from the ground definitely shows love. The OP must take note.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 14 Aug 2008 at 13:13

I got asked this once, I couldn't be arsed doing anything.

We broke up soon after. Tbh, I didn't really love her either.

Begbie · 14 Aug 2008 at 13:14

dmpoole said:
It is a fact that the more you pay for a ring the more you love them.

This is true, girl at my work says she would never say yes to marrige unless the ring looked to be worth more than 15k!

Its no wonder she is going out with a footballer.

ConTRo13R · 14 Aug 2008 at 13:17

push her gainst a wall.....tell her to close her eyes..... go real close to her lips n neck without kissing see how she reacts? if it good go to lips real close then wisper....i aint gonna kiss ya! if she leaps on u n rapes ya! tell her that u proved it

Snakedoctor · 14 Aug 2008 at 13:31

Show he how much by cutting out your own tongue and presenting it to her in a bloody mess.

badbob · 14 Aug 2008 at 13:35

Cut off your willy and give it to her in a box.

Carzy · 14 Aug 2008 at 13:39

badbob said:
Cut off your willy and give it to her in a box.

Monkeynut · 14 Aug 2008 at 13:59

OP, jump out from behind a plantpot and snog her. Then say "Does THAT prove it??" and you win.

blix · 14 Aug 2008 at 14:02

Tie her to a chair and get 20 German blokes to write "I love you" on her face in jizz.

gillywibble · 14 Aug 2008 at 14:06

Share your love with a 'cup'.

B@Th*nG · 14 Aug 2008 at 14:06

blix said:
Tie her to a chair and get 20 German blokes to write "I love you" on her face in jizz.

and they say romance is dead!

B@Th*nG

Carzy · 14 Aug 2008 at 14:21

Monkeynut said:
OP, jump out from behind a plantpot and snog her. Then say "Does THAT prove it??" and you win.

Shouldn't your sig say "In Soviet Russia tank drives you to work?"