punched in the face.

Permabanned
Joined
21 Oct 2007
Posts
1,518
ok get this

I was in swansea's jumpin jacks night club, walking minding my own business, when this complete *** ran to me from the side and fullout swung for me and hit me on the top right of my jaw clean.

my head turned a bit and kinda like a wrestler when they are slapped but this was a full on smack.

now I dont know what this guy was thinking but he certainly cant give a punch. I literally turned to him smiled, and then shouted "what the **** do you think your doing!?" Grabbed him by left arm and shoulder, stuck leg behind his and lifted him clean off the floor, head hitting the wooden flooring first, followed by him back, followed by my knees on his arms.

Im a big lad, I weigh 15 stone and it aint all fat. I had my knees on his arms to cause him some pain but more to the point to stop him from struggling. said "If your going to hit someone when they arent looking - here's the proper way to hit them!" raised left fist in line to shoulder, twisted upper body left, dipped right shoulder and snapped it all into their opposite positions respectfully.

result - 10 seconds of black for him, guilty concious for me. I called bouncers and said "some guy just smacked me in the face for no reason" they said "Point him out" went up to the guy who was standing talking to his mate not 2 meters away from the incident and he got kicked out.

it was honestly very surreal. I have never seen someone for no reason blindly charge at someone and full out smack them in the face and not expect anything.

what worried me more is the fact I didnt even hesitate to knock the guy out. If I had hit him in the eye/cheek/jaw/nose I would have done serious damage for sure and it would have put me up the creek. I am the most laid back person I have ever met, nobody has ever made me so angry for attacking me, I always try to break up fights but I completely lost the plot. everyone around me was on my side and couldnt believe he done it but its not the point.

I feel really good for teaching an idiot for happy slapping, but I feel bad for hitting him when he was down.
 
Someone needs to teach these people a lesson. You did the right thing imo. Maybe he will think twice before hurting someone again.
 
This is the problem with alcohol and chavs, there's always one per nightclub/bar. Usually though the bouncers do a good job.
 
hahah excellent restraint move there.

When I was younger, my mate was the youngest of 4 brothers and they were all massively built lads. When they used to make us wrestle, that was always the move, knees on our arms, sit on out chest while shouting "TYPEWRITER" then proceed to pretend typing on our chest and then whacking our faces as returning the cartridge. Used to hurt like ****!
 
The security in there must be crap for him to be able to smack you and you floor him hit him and leave he cold for 10secs and none of them to notice
 
I've seen people hit full on in the face for no reason on numerous occasions.

My friend was minding his own business walking down the street in Liverpool and three guys ran past (going the same way) and the last one smacked him in the nose (completely irrationally and for no reason). Bare in mind we don't live in Liverpool and had just literally got off the bus in town.

I have seen other people smacked in clubs etc and myself have been assaulted twice for no reason than being there or chatting up the girl said thug had eye on.

It is non-sensible, so don't try to reason as to why. Although as said it is generally just some beta thug trying to show he is Alpha male by picking on someone who looks/acts the part; just be glad you came out physically on top though as it is often not the case when someone snipes a punch at you.
 
Back
Top Bottom