Soldato
Girls seem to say boobs round here when talking about them normally
Slush puppies.
Slush puppies? Cold, icy and ultimately unsatisfying because the flavour disappears before the ice does? Doesn't sound quite right to me.
Ta Ta's .
Or Breasticles.
Over shoulder boulders?
you just cut down over shoulder boulder holder.... and it didn't work
you lose this thread.
Breasticles are defined in Roger's Profanisaurus (the definitive resource on swearing) as 'Wrinkling, saggy, pendulous breasts of the sort you'd expect Dot Cotton to have' (or something similar) so I'd steer clear of that one.
If an "over shoulder boulder holder" is a bra, then is an "under acker knacker stacker" a jockstrap?
I await the follow up thread, when you make your way south and start "kicking" her other bits.
Never did figure out what to call that in a text...
Mammaries.