Quick money making

tobias123 · 16 Nov 2009 at 15:45

So i just got a wopping big tax bill and need to make some easy cash real quick. ANd i don't want to sell my body

Any ideas guys?

Morgoth · 16 Nov 2009 at 15:46

Sell someone else's body.

To a kebab shop.

Bennie-Mac · 16 Nov 2009 at 15:47

Only legal way to make guaranteed quick cash is to sell your possesions

tobias123 · 16 Nov 2009 at 15:48

did i read somewhere about some sort of betting that involved free bets? can't be more specific!

Bennie-Mac · 16 Nov 2009 at 15:50

Sure but it takes months to "maybe" win a reasonable amount

Roulette - £1000 on black

mac1st3 · 16 Nov 2009 at 15:51

start betting on the favourites to lose

V4NT0M · 16 Nov 2009 at 15:53

tobias123 said:
did i read somewhere about some sort of betting that involved free bets? can't be more specific!

Match (or matched) betting.

tobias123 · 16 Nov 2009 at 15:58

Skyfall said:
Match (or matched) betting.

is there any more information on this mate?

V4NT0M · 16 Nov 2009 at 16:02

tobias123 said:
is there any more information on this mate?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matched_betting

Have a google there's quite a few guides around.

antijoke · 16 Nov 2009 at 16:04

Loan shark?

Le_Petit_Lapin · 16 Nov 2009 at 16:09

Ring your bank.

Or advertise your "services" in phoneboxes.

Kristoph · 16 Nov 2009 at 16:11

I really don't think matched betting is going to save you. Extra job?

tobias123 · 16 Nov 2009 at 16:12

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Ring your bank.

Or advertise your "services" in phoneboxes.

Hmm was hpoing to avoid the banks as i would only have to get a loan and pay the buggers more money... Wanted somehow to get a bit of an easier deal than that-not too much to ask i know!!

Andelusion · 16 Nov 2009 at 16:12

Get some temporary work in a factory.

gambitt · 16 Nov 2009 at 16:14

how big is "whopping big" exactly?

tobias123 · 16 Nov 2009 at 16:15

it will be about £7k overall but i have £3-4k of it i reckon

Andelusion · 16 Nov 2009 at 16:16

How did you manage to work up a bill like that without realising?

J.B · 16 Nov 2009 at 16:18

Just reminds me of that Homer Simpson line

"out of all the get rich quick schemes this ones going to get me rich, and quick"

How can you be stung with a massive tax bill, surely you knew how much you were earning?

tobias123 · 16 Nov 2009 at 16:20

It wasn't without realising it was a case of not putting enough aside! I work full time already in a day job.
To be honest just thinking of getting a loan and consolidating everything into one monthly payment. Although i'll be paying it off for around 4 years at the rate i'm earning!!!

Cosimo · 16 Nov 2009 at 16:21

Sell your sperm.