Random Sentences

stig · 22 Mar 2006 at 18:12

well at work we've decided that work is boaring so we now have a book where everyone must leave a super random comment before leaving for the day whoever the MD thinks has the most random comment will recive and unspecified prize

today i put Humpty Dumpty was pushed! :cool:

any suggestions for tomorow?

*S

Wryel · 22 Mar 2006 at 18:13

"The picture was black and white until you turned it on"

dymetrie · 22 Mar 2006 at 18:14

"it is necessary to resign from the human race...
...with a forged signature of course" - Luke Rhinehart

"I've seen the future. it's strangely familiar" - me

"so a big titted blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm...." - John Hughes

norm · 22 Mar 2006 at 18:14

Try and make an anagram with double meaning insulting your boss.

Or your bosses name as an anagram.

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/

danza · 22 Mar 2006 at 18:20

I like Tuesdays, but I also like Saturdays.

Apples are good, but in the fridge I tend to prefer the feel of a fully grown armband.

It takes a vigorous Babboon to stir a large pond.

The man living in my car said I have to sit on the roof of a large bourbon cream shouting 'Gearbox, pocket wordsearch, gearbox, pocket wordsearch, gearbox, pocket wordsearch, gearbox, pocket wordsearch.....'.

stig · 22 Mar 2006 at 18:22

/\/\ lmao

how about

Where did all the jelly go?

RandomTom · 22 Mar 2006 at 18:23

We only have to interpolate, it's just me, you and the remaining raspberry jam.

Scam · 22 Mar 2006 at 18:27

I suggest you go trawling for Bill Bailey quotes, or would that be cheating?

Muban · 22 Mar 2006 at 18:34

Rodriguez decided it was time he topped up Aunt Betties nosebag with Fishermans Friends.

um......

Rich_L · 22 Mar 2006 at 18:34

"I'm touching you."

gib786 · 22 Mar 2006 at 19:08

go on, touch it, i know you want to....

Spunj99 · 22 Mar 2006 at 19:51

The Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.

Duke · 22 Mar 2006 at 19:56

Daddy or Chips?

PardonTheWait · 22 Mar 2006 at 19:57

Rate Marmalade out of ten.

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Vonhelmet · 23 Mar 2006 at 12:43

What do we want? SURREALISM!
When do we want it? FISH!

Wryel · 23 Mar 2006 at 12:49

"Guybrush actually managed to fit the dog in his pocket."

Exentia · 23 Mar 2006 at 12:57

Wryel said:
"Guybrush actually managed to fit the dog in his pocket."

How appropriate you fight like a cow

Creature · 23 Mar 2006 at 13:55

The little pig went skiing up the great pyramids whilst playing chess.

Ukadder · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:24

My personnal one is in my sig.

Another classic a friend said on holiday upon entering a rather dingy caravan in Newquey, "I bet those lights really come into their own in the dark"

Always cracks me up.

Steeps · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:25

i want a raise...

worth a try