Random Sentences

pyro · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:26

We must secure the existence of Earth people and a future for all children.

Spunj99 · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:30

Ukadder said:
Another classic a friend said on holiday upon entering a rather dingy caravan in Newquey, "I bet those lights really come into their own in the dark"

Did they?

Noxis · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:32

Got Milk?

Ukadder · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:33

Spunj99 said:
Did they?

Not really, the little glimmer of dank light they gave out through the encrusted light shade enabled us to see the shocking state of our caravan in all it's glory.

G|mp · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:33

"You dont have to come up with random sentances to work here, but it helps"!!

MR_Punk · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:50

Scam said:
I suggest you go trawling for Bill Bailey quotes, or would that be cheating?

I dont care if its cheating there still funny:

I'm British, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them gets a bit stupid, and the whole thing unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A mouse... he lives in a bottle bank... and he plays the trombone! And he only eats liquroice!! And his best friend.... is a panda!!

+44

JollyGreen · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:51

"IT'S GOT CAKE IN IT!"

Sic · 23 Mar 2006 at 14:58

+44 said:
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them gets a bit stupid, and the whole thing unfolds with a tedious inevitability

that's my favourite Bill Bailey line

you could go python on their asses

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDER BERRIES!

Kell_ee001 · 23 Mar 2006 at 15:05

You can leave them a little bit of poetry...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy,
Wuzzy?

Link To Fuzzy Wuzzy

Malenko · 23 Mar 2006 at 15:11

Banana glass smells hard like wooden fish

JollyGreen · 23 Mar 2006 at 15:13

You could also try the classical grammatically correct nonsense sentence.

"Colourless green ideas sleep furiously"

WillyNelson · 23 Mar 2006 at 15:13

Duke said:
Daddy or Chips?

Seconded

Selekt0r · 23 Mar 2006 at 15:23

Photoshop monkeys on mini-motos near ancient landmarks being defaced by typewriters.....while war rages in a sky lit up by the northern lights.

Morba · 23 Mar 2006 at 15:33

God loves Eurovision

fini · 23 Mar 2006 at 15:35

A few from the great IT Crowd

Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carlignton Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.

Would I blow, everyones mind, if I ate dessert first?

That girl earlier, that tried to beat me to death with her shoes. Did anybody get her number?

I'm declaring war... On stress

fini

Morba · 23 Mar 2006 at 15:52

'smell me'

danza · 23 Mar 2006 at 18:22

I frequently touch the world's smallest dining table, upon which is sited a glass cabbage filled with many giant bees.

Jumping into a large iron pizza is not casually advised. You may trip and fall upon a badger whose birthday it is at some point.

William · 23 Mar 2006 at 18:24

Your mother!

Velocity219e · 23 Mar 2006 at 18:43

Kell_ee001 said:
You can leave them a little bit of poetry...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy,
Wuzzy?

Link To Fuzzy Wuzzy

Jonny was a scientist,
Jonny is no more,
What he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4

We have a whiteboard full of wierd magnetic phrases here ... one second

picked three of the funniest ones ...

"More disdain should love voodoo"

"You can't fight a cliche"

"Put loyalty over anxiety"

Doohickey · 23 Mar 2006 at 18:43

"So's your face."

So's your face always makes sense.