*Random* What are you?

[seven317]

I ran naked with a bisexual because im sexy as hell.

 

[seven317]

I killed Santa Claus because thats how I roll.

But Santa's your Dad!

 

[Mr_White]

I ran naked with a Prostitue because I've got abs \o/

 

[ots3go]

I killed a bag of weed because I'm sexy as hell.

 

[atpbx]

I ran naked with a horse because i am a pimp and you are jealous.

I've seen funny diagnosis for terminal illness.

 

[Baxter]

I slept with a easter egg because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I killed a bag of weed because I'm sexy as hell.

NOOOOO! I could've smoked that!

 

[ic1male]

I slept with a toothbrush because I'm sexy as hell!

Not bad considering I'm celibate! LOL.

 

[Solaris]

I stabbed my crush coz thats how i roll...

 

[Mat]

I ran naked with a homeless guy because I have AMAZING boobs

:/

 

[DannyDan]

I slept with my lover because that's how I roll

 

[Moredhel]

I ate Paris Hilton because I'm sexy as hell...

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Well apparently I killed a toothbrush because I'm as sexy as hell.

Sorry I guess. Just can't help myself sometimes.

 

[Dave]

I needed a bisexual because thats how i roll.

 

[Spunj99]

I cuddled with a toothbrush because I'm good in bed.

I've never cuddled with a toothbrush, but it's 50% right.

 

[Stringy]

I killed a homeless guy because that's how I roll.

Word to your mother, biatch.

 

[Messiah Khan]

But Santa's your Dad!

Yeah, bit of a bummer that isn't it.

 

[Solaris]

I cuddled with a toothbrush because I'm good in bed.

I've never cuddled with a toothbrush, but it's 50% right.

What did you do with the toothbrush then

 

[BillytheImpaler]

I smoked with my boyfriend because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

 

[G18241]

I ran shirtless with the trojan man because im sexy as hell