*Random* What are you?

[Stan_Lite]

I banged a crackhead because I love marijuana.

Sounds reasonable.

 

[Gaygle]

Sounds reasonable.

LOL

 

[Mr.Clark]

I killed your dealer because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

 

[knowledge123]

I stabbed a jar of honey because I'm good in bed.

rather apt considering my sig.

also 'cause of the latter part, too

 

[Dj_Jestar]

I ran shirtless with a prostitute because I am good in bed.

er.. k.

 

[WotDa]

I slept with a jew because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[Dingleberry88]

I banged your Grandma because I had to.

 

[camels5]

I needed a prosititute because thats how I role.

 

[Dracata]

I banged a dog because i'm sexy as hell.

 

[PixelChef]

I ate Barny the dinosaur becasue thats how I roll.

 

[MikeHunt79]

I stabbed a crackhead because I love marijuana

Almost makes sense!

 

[Fubsy]

I killed a prostitute because I'm good in bed.

 

[Soulja]

I killed santa claus because i'm a PIMP and you're jealous!

 

[Gilly]

I killed Santa Claus because thats how I roll.

At least I didn't finish him off then

 

[Creature]

I slept with an easter egg because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

 

[GhostlyPea]

I ran naked with the trojan man because im sexy as hell!

Couldn't be mroe true...

- Pea0n

 

[Slinky1989]

I ran shirtless with my boyfriend because that's how I roll.....

THIS IS VERY INACCURATE!

 

[Tk7]

I shot a Jew because i'm sexy as hell...

 

[Burned_Alive]

I killed a bag of weed because I love marijuana

 

[Tru]

I cuddled with Santa Claus because i had to

lol