*Random* What are you?

[tuftyfella]

i slept with a glass of milk because thats how i roll.

mmm, milk...

 

[toosepin]

I ran shirtless with a homeless guy because I smoke crack

 

[GravyMonster]

I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton, 'cause thats how i roll, baby

 

[friddela]

I shot an orange because thats how i roll.

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

I slept with my boyfriend because that's how I roll.

Meh, the random sentence generator called me a gheyer.

 

[eddiemcgarrigle]

I ate a Jew because I love marijuana. Damn the muchies where bad that night.

Just have to add that I have never smoked or eaten marijuana and I am not an anti-semite.

 

[mks2005]

I killed a toothbrush because I have AMAZING boobs.

 

[weringo]

I shot a prostitute because that's how I roll

 

[LinkZ]

I banged a horse because i'm good in bed

Hmmm

 

[Trifid]

I smoked with a homo because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

i'Loled.

 

[geeza]

I killed a bag of weed because im sexy as hell

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I killed a bag of weed because im sexy as hell

What is it with people killing weed! I'll smoke it for you

 

[Phog]

I ate a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

 

[Lydzor]

I smoked with a bisexual because I have AMAZING boobs.

Couldn't be more incorrect!

 

[Glaucus]

I cuddled with a crackhead because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[kefkef]

I smoked with the trojan man because I have double D's

 

[mysticsniper]

I killed an orange because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[iamdjdz]

I killed a bag of weed because I had to.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I killed a bag of weed because I had to.

*Mourns the death of so much weed he didn't smoke*

 

[-westy-]

I need a bag of weed because i'm a pimp and you're jealous.