*Random* What are you?

[DanTheMan]

I slept with an orange because that's how I roll.

It's because I'm ginger irl isn't it .

 

[JodieO]

I smoked with a homo because the lil people told me to.

 

[Timdog]

i ran naked with an easter egg because i have AMAZING boobs...

well it not wrong about my boobs

 

[BrightonBelle]

I killed a glass of milk because I am sexy as hell.

Apparently. This is conjecture and no one can prove I did such a thing.

BB x

 

[wordy]

3 - I ran naked with, 26 - a hottie, Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[paddy]

I banged Santa Claus because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[neodude]

I killed a homo because I'm good in bed

 

[uk_viper]

I cuddled with a french fry because I'm a pimp and your jealous


honestly i don't get that attached to my food :s

 

[Deleted member 64478]

I killed the kool-aid-man because I have double D's

 

[mad_allan]

I killed a pornstar because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

 

[bsoltan]

I ran naked with my crush because that's how I roll.

Go me.

 

[PardonTheWait]

I banged the dealer because I love marijuana.

That one actually makes sense

 

[volospian]

I ran naked with a prostitute because i am a pimp and you are jealous.

Kinda makes sense, really

 

[The Pat]

I killed Santa Claus because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[strudey]

I smoked with a french fry because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

Blue shirts are popular today!

 

[RandomTom]

i smoked with a homo because i'm sexy as hell

 

[b1uepower]

I needed a homo because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[verbal]

I killed a hottie because I love marijuana.

Seems unlikely I did that but I can't argue with the flawless system.

 

[TripleT]

I banged Barny the dinosaur because I'm gày

Damnit!

 

[Ham]

I killed a pornstar because i love marijuana