*rant*how to cripple a computer?

[Bug One]

Are you in a union? I'd consult them if you are is this is obviously making your job very hard to do.

Ha ha. Union reps get our 'special' computers where I work.

Its quite fitting, because they dont do any work anyway, safe in the knowlege they'll never be fired.

 

[Flibster]

Hard Drive + rubber mallett.
Leaves no visible marks, but shafts the hard drive good and proper.

...apparently.........

 

[KaHn]

Move to a better company?

KaHn

 

[Ben M]

cover the air intakes and exhausts and just wait for it to overheat.

"it was making funny noises and then it crashed"

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

Would probably look suspicious now at this stage if the computer just randomly melted de to overheating after you've been looking for a new computer for so long.

 

[Hyper]

I am sure I have read this before last year

 

[Saytan]

speak to your line manager about your lost productivity.