*rant*how to cripple a computer?

Your whining about having a Pentium 4? All the machines in out 6th form are P4's - just run some maintenance apps on it. Ashampoo Magical Defrag is beautiful for my vista rig. Seriously I cant believe anyone is complaining about having to use a Pentium 4 lol
 
Your whining about having a Pentium 4? All the machines in out 6th form are P4's - just run some maintenance apps on it. Ashampoo Magical Defrag is beautiful for my vista rig. Seriously I cant believe anyone is complaining about having to use a Pentium 4 lol


Your missing the point, If i was only running office apps then I wouldnt complain but im not. You should see the spec of machines that the company that produce the software recommend.
 
Best way to get a better computer is to suggest someone senior gets a new one/laptop/whatever so you get their old one, thus saving the company money.
 
Your missing the point, If i was only running office apps then I wouldnt complain but im not. You should see the spec of machines that the company that produce the software recommend.

What software is it? Deliberately killing a working machine is a bit immoral imo. Public schools would kill for that machine I'm sure! :p
 
Your whining about having a Pentium 4? All the machines in out 6th form are P4's - just run some maintenance apps on it. Ashampoo Magical Defrag is beautiful for my vista rig. Seriously I cant believe anyone is complaining about having to use a Pentium 4 lol

read the first post you twit. he's not running word 2003, he's running a 3d CAD program, which requires a lot of grunt from both the CPU and GFX
 
What software is it? Deliberately killing a working machine is a bit immoral imo. Public schools would kill for that machine I'm sure! :p

To put things in perspective, I use a package called strucad, it costs around £10000 to buy then around £1000 a year for a maintenance agreement which iirc you need to get software updates.

I was asking for opinions on breaking it, i never said I would do it :)
 
Just work extremely slowly, do a lot of dossing, playing solitaire or something. When somebody notices just blame the computer :)
 
Thanks for all the replies, as per usual this forum doesn't disappoint with its range of replies





I used to have a good computer at my last job, it is the computer I have at my new place of work, that I have a problem with.
As for getting on with the IT department, I'm sure they **** me off behind my back but I am always polite with them. This is the first job I have had where there are problems with IT that take ages to fix (Maybe I've been lucky). Tell me if I am being unreasonable with the following.

Outlook doesn't automatically tell me when emails arrive, I have to go into the inbox and click something, then they appear, either that or I wait half an hour or so for them to come through. Reported it 3 months ago on the It call log thingy, IT reply with "to be fixed within a week", its still not working.
I need to open Autocad dwg files using a freebie viewer, its out of date and needs a newer version putting on. Its now fixed this morning after 3 months, took 5 mins.
Ive brought my own mouse in, its an intellimouse explorer, it has extra buttons which I mapped to do things, i asked for permission and it was ok'd, the y downloaded the drivers for me, they got the wrong ones, mouse drivers still not fixed 3 months on.
These problems are minor but to me that makes the whole situation worse as it really should not be an issue.
I use 3d cad all day its a package called strucad and when you have a big model it can bring a high spec machine to its knees, never mind a generic office machine. The company has a turn over of around £40 million and I'm currently working on a job which is worth £1 million to them and they are dragging there heels in buying me a £600 machine. The problem is that about 30 machines all need replacing its just are slightly better than mine me being a new starter means i'm probably at the back of the queue. It doesnt stop me getting frustrated when you are under pressure to get something done and you have to wait 5-6 minutes to do something which should take 20 seconds.
Just to clarify I probably wont do anything to the machine as other than the IT issues it a good company to work for with regards to money/perks.

Playing devils advocate, the person who downloaded and approved your mouse, probably got into trouble for it. Personally, I have no problem with users at our place using equipment they feel comfortable with eg keyboards, mice etc, but there is a strict policy that disallows use, so I am stuck between a rock and a hard place as I have to be seen to toe the company line. I "get around" this by using the health and safety reasoning, which gives me a bit of leeway, but from the users point of view, I am making a big thing about what they consider relatively minor.

I could find myself out of a job if I bought for example a HP pc instead of the strict spec Dell, although the policy for the UK arm of our business had an addition of "or equivalent spec" written in, which allows me to keep current with latest hardware for users providing it doesn't significantly deviate from standard.

As for your outlook problem, its not something that would stop you working, so thats why it has been given a low priority, but it should still have been fixed.

The trouble with being in the IT department is that users don't see what goes on behind the scenes and can't appreciate that their 5 minute job might get put on the back burner in preference to a failed router or broken server, conversely, IT people are guilty of cherry picking the best or "sexy" projects and jobs. I mean what appeals more to an IT person, rescuing the company from a network outage or reinstalling outlook on a users machine? I know I'm guilty of it, but I don't have a choice seeing as I am the IT department.:p

It sounds to me like you need to approach this in terms that people can understand from the techie side of things for the IT bods, to the financial side of things for the management bods. Get a technical spec for the software and then put it side by side with the spec of the computer you have now. Write a report stating that the business is loosing money due to the lack of productivity. If you openly moan about how slow and rubbish it is, the IT bods for some reason take this very personally and will likely ignore you.

However, if you put it into plain "I need this spec because the software demands it and because its costing the business money due to my lost hours of productivity" terms, then both management and IT will understand. If you put it into "this computer is rubbish, it doesn't work and is slow" you will likely be labelled as a whinger. People like that get one of my 'special' computers;)

HTH
 
We used to use Cads Advance Steel to do that job, plus it plugged into AutoCad easily enough.
Whats the reccomended spec for strucad?


Id never heard of Cads Advance Steel until the other day, i used to use autocad so maybe I should look into to broaden my horizons

Basically the spec is top notch cpu, a quaddro graphics card and scsi drives
 
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Install Vista.

:D brilliant. Seriously though, document the amount of work you get done in the week and compare it to your contemporaries on here with better rigs. Businesses don't like to lose money end of, so if a small one time investment will get their well trained monkeys efficient again they'll do it. Take me for example, part time at a well known diy store, and I managed to get one of the workstations upgraded from a ****** dell celeron to a nice new ibm machine :) And i only work 9.5 hours a week! ;)
 
@ mejinks

thanks for the reply, I appreciate there are two sides to every story, ill try an do a report stating facts and figures.
 
@ mejinks

thanks for the reply, I appreciate there are two sides to every story, ill try an do a report stating facts and figures.

If I give you a view from the IT department side of things, it helps you better in the long run.

Im in full agreement with you in fact and if that was at my place, I would have gone to management or at the very least written an e-mail requesting they spend some capex on you.
 
P4 is great compared to what some people have been using where I'm based at the moment. We're doing an upgrade project for 400 of their desktops and some of the people have been using Paintshop XI on old Dell 866mhz PCs with 256mb of RAM!! God knows how they've been working lol :(
 
I've started a new job 3 months ago and right from day one I realised my computer was not upto the job. I've gone through the official channels to request a new one and the company ordered 3 but gave them to the longest serving people, with me supposedly having a cast off but 3 weeks later, nothing has happened. I even brought my home machine in to use but after a month sat on the side, they decided I couldn't use it. the IT department here a slow and are a law to themselves.
Is there a way to cripple my machine which is undetectable? should I do this? This machine is driving me mad, I've gone from a good spec machine to a crappy p4 office machine with onboard graphics when i'm a 3d draughtsman... frustrating.... rant over

p.s. excuse typos as I'm on my phone.... to scared to use the works computer!
Punch it in the Ovaries...

Whoops wrong thread...
 
Are you in a union? I'd consult them if you are is this is obviously making your job very hard to do.

its definitely making my job more difficult, but I don't want to go down that road, I don't think i'd be popular. I can see it from the company point of view as in as soon as people hear I've got a new computer, the will claim theirs is slow too. I told my boss this and that i'm quite happy to buy one or for them to stop it fRom my wages but they just said that doesn't look good for the company, I'm stuck, lol.

anyway thanks for letting me get it all off my chest, ill just sit back, and take the overtime...
 
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