Reading the bible

[fail at the internets]

i wouldent bother, he dies at the end

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Why bother? Its just a book of lies and fairy tales.

So is Labour's manifesto but I still read it.

 

[Andr3w]

Gillycus, 25:17.

The path of the righteous forum user is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the spec me some fresh air poster and the tyranny of evil spammers. Blessed is he, who in the name of administration and modding, shepherds the weak through the valley of DOS attack, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost classic GTA threads. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my forums. And you will know my name is Gilly when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

lol

 

[Jonny69]

I'm not religious at all but I kept meaning to read the Bible at some point. We used to be taught RE at school from the Good News bible and it seemed easy enough to read so it might be a good starting point. It's a big ole book though, looks like hard work

 

[postmanfw]

King James only

 

[doozer]

Is it out on dvd yet?

 

[Robosapien]

You won't make it past genesis...don't bother.

 

[Sanguinnus]

So is Labour's manifesto but I still read it.

winrar

 

[inph]

LOLCat Bible Translation Project so entertaining you might just make it past genesis in this modern translation.

 

[V4NT0M]

LOLCat Bible Translation Project so entertaining you might just make it past genesis in this modern translation.

Why would anyone do that?!

 

[meghatronic]

I read the entire Old Testament when I was in Korea, as it was the only English book I had there other than A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson.

It's an interesting story... shows you how 'evil' God can be at times

 

[Cosimo]

LOLCat Bible Translation Project so entertaining you might just make it past genesis in this modern translation.

Even an Aramaic expert wouldn't get past the first line.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

I read the entire Old Testament when I was in Korea, as it was the only English book I had there other than A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson.

It's an interesting story... shows you how 'evil' God can be at times

IS it raining frogs and fire above you yet ?

 

[meghatronic]

IS it raining frogs and fire above you yet ?

Not just yet........ I fully predict it though. If God does exist, a lot of us screwed.

 

[semi-pro waster]

What version shall I read?

I'd suggest whichever one you can get your hands on first but the King James edition is probably a good choice if you're going to look for a specific edition.

 

[Makunouchi]

SPOILER: it didnt happen.

 

[Marf]

The Butler did it.

 

[bakes0310]

Is the same characters in all the bibles, cause i prefer reading books where it follows the same character through to the other books, meeting new people along the way.

 

[inph]

Why would anyone do that?!

Most likely curiousity. Although you have to wonder what type of person actually translates the pages in the first place...

 

[Zheka]

Class 04 if you have never read the Bible before I would recommend the NIV version with commentaries. It is in more modern English and will be easier to read, commentaries will be very helpful as well.