Really naff PC

[wez130]

degauss got a chuckle from me.

 

[Begbie]

When people flicked the voltage settings on the back of a PSU always tickled me.

 

[Destination]

And I haven't found anything yet...

You should run recuva.
You are a fool for defragmenting first.
Recuva first, see what deleted goodness it finds, then maintenance.

 

[arknor]

lol you perv knowing not to defrag first

 

[itchy]

But can it download porn?

If so stuck in a pub for 9 days........

You lucky *******!

 

[Vidar]

You weirdo. Naked pics of the wife? Boring.

I want pics of the Celeron. Phwoar. And those Dell CRT curves... *fap fap fap* Oh yeah baby, you like it when I press your auto calibrate button. Dirty girl.

This had me crying with laughter.....

 

[Mark A]

So, I'm currently lodged at the pub I work in, covering the manager's holiday.
He's taken his fairly decent laptop though, leaving me his girlfriend's PC to mess about on.

It's a Dell Celeron 3.2gig, with 512MB of RAM and a 80GB hard drive.
And the smallest monitor I've ever seen.
And it's NEVER had any form of maintenance in its life.
I'm doing my best to sort it out, but I think it's still gonna be pretty terrible when I finish...

Coming from a fast rig down to this really sucks.
Only 9 more days...

All work and no play makes dougal1331 a dull boy
All work and no play makes dougal1331 a dull boy
All work and no play makes dougal1331 a dull boy
All work and no play makes dougal1331 a dull boy

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Sounds just like my works PC. P4 2.8HT, 1GB DDR400, 80GB... sysfader crash in Internet Exploder 6.0 when you attempt to open nhs.net email.

 

[Beren]

You weirdo. Naked pics of the wife? Boring.

I want pics of the Celeron. Phwoar. And those Dell CRT curves... *fap fap fap* Oh yeah baby, you like it when I press your auto calibrate button. Dirty girl.

LMAO - thread saved. You had me at Shvooom

Seriously though you are running the pub and you have time to be on the PC? That's after you have organised the stripper night... the LAN party... the LOTR Lock In... A pool Tourney... made skittles vodka... of every colour.... Sushi night ( to be eaten off Japenese Geisha girls)...

All to be streamed live to the interwebs for OCUK's entertainment.

 

[arknor]

gah just spent ages getting malware crap of my sons pc..

must have been full of them for months and won't just tell me.....

I told him last time he doesn't get told off for getting viruses... he gets told off for not telling me he got them so I can get rid...

 

[Storm3y]

Nip down stairs and get your self a beer????

 

[Narj]

gah just spent ages getting malware crap of my sons pc..

must have been full of them for months and won't just tell me.....

I told him last time he doesn't get told off for getting viruses... he gets told off for not telling me he got them so I can get rid...

If he isn't gaming, make him use a VM or a LiveCD? Much easier to deal with when it gets infected!

 

[MowyTone]

If there is nothing on the laptop, start looking for the external HD. Thats where the pics/vids will be

 

[Juicy_vessel]

Why has this thread got me hankering for a 486 with SCSI raid setup?

 

[MikeTheNative]

I expect OP do deliver with pics/vids or I propose a ban.

 

[Ryan-3]

You should write to Danny Boyle asking him to consider this for a sequel to 127 hours.

• trapped in pub
• 9 days
• inferior PC

In the bleak times of a slow PC, one man realises his only way out is to use the drink available to get him through this torment, shot by shot, hour by hour.

This is 216 Sourz.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

If I was stuck in a Pub for 9 days the last thing I'd be doing is complaining about the inferior PC that's onsite.